To see the Impossible "Mish"
That's not where I'm dashing to go
No plot, just extended to borrow
Some parts "One" and "Two" didn't show..

Who cares if the action is strong
Or special effects what they are
Thumbs down from both Ebert and Roeper
Tom Cruise, he's an overblown star

It's not my quest
To favor the flick
Of someone so hopeless,
Who thinks he's so slick..

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Scientology weird
Demonstrated with couch jumping might,
When on Oprah, appeared

He's a bore, egotistical, too
Such a self-centered pest
I'd prefer, much more humility,
And more gracious, a guest

Oh, the world would be better for this
If the man. who thinks God is on Mars
Would leave on a spaceship, abducted
This king of unbearable Stars