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Song Parodies -> "Feng Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Young Girl"
Original Performer:
Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
Parody Song Title:
"Feng Girl"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Feng (pronounced "fung") shui is a dubious discipline that purports to improve your life by the strategic placement of furniture, etc.
CHORUS:
Feng girl, help order my mind
My furniture need be realigned.
Can you run, girl,
To my home, Feng girl?
You say, no arms on ottoman
Means I divert chi to the roof.
You say, I must relieve
Stress up above,
So it must move,
But then I won't be waterproof!
CHORUS
Beneath the bathroom, you'll shake up
My bathing by switching the pipes.
You've got the cold
Tap placed wrong; it's where the
Hot used to be.
I forget, shower, and scream, "Yipes!"
CHORUS
My home's now a diorama;
It's so wondrous to see the stars.
Sky's crystal clear,
Till the isobar lines
Sharply decline
While we dine and a monsoon starts.
Oh, Feng girl, get out of my life,
Your work has really pissed off my wife.
Better run, girl,
She's got a gun girl.
Feng girl, help order my mind
My furniture need be realigned.
Can you run, girl,
To my home, Feng girl?
You say, no arms on ottoman
Means I divert chi to the roof.
You say, I must relieve
Stress up above,
So it must move,
But then I won't be waterproof!
CHORUS
Beneath the bathroom, you'll shake up
My bathing by switching the pipes.
You've got the cold
Tap placed wrong; it's where the
Hot used to be.
I forget, shower, and scream, "Yipes!"
CHORUS
My home's now a diorama;
It's so wondrous to see the stars.
Sky's crystal clear,
Till the isobar lines
Sharply decline
While we dine and a monsoon starts.
Oh, Feng girl, get out of my life,
Your work has really pissed off my wife.
Better run, girl,
She's got a gun girl.
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JB, sometimes I think your mind's as twisted as my own ... and you may very well wonder if that's a good thing! 5's
this is feng-sweet !
Thanks, JD--I think it's the New England upbringing. Alvin, thanks.
Yikes -- sounds like your re-arrangement is less than feng-tional... Great idea, well done. And nice job rhyming with the original, I especially love 'diorama' for 'your momma'. (In fact, next time someone is obnoxious to me, I might just respond, "diorama"...)
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