A better final line is "From our Founders' wisdom freed."

Although not leaning in my general direction...this is quite snappy and cleverly written..brightly spirited with good humor...what Amiright needs more of, a kinder and gentler political spoof

Here y'all go again with focusin' on the negative and outright lyin' as in [4]!
When you make assertions, please scrutinize ALL of Congress and the individual votes, time off campaignin', etc.
GW Bush was an ignorant bumbler who took the most time off in history of the Presidency, got us into this Afghan-Iraq mess without justication (no WMDs in Iraq and the men in the airliners were mostly Saudis). How convenient to make war in Afghanistan on the Taliban and just lose thousands of men over a decade for no real cause!
There are worse problems here at home and at least the Big O is doin' somethin' bout it while white, rich, Republicans and their 'constipates' hold the nation ransom cuz they lost two times in electuions and can't get rid of healthcare reform that was and IS a real problem with the baby-boomer generation. That's a fact, Jack!
Even if it's a bad version, when the Democrats ask the Republicans for their alternative plan, they have none! To say 'nothing' is better than something when millions of unisured are involved is way beyond irresponsible. It tells me that they just don't give a damn about anyone but the rich 1%.
Ain't that a damn shame in the 21st century?

But... but... Bush! Republicans! Crackers! Racism! Squirrel!

To use the immortal words of the late Mr. Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes, "Whatyou talkin' bout, Mitchel?" :))

Here you go again, telling truths that brainwashed 0-bots like Malcom can't stand! You're not supposed to pay attention to any news that disagrees with the MSNBC/CNN/ABC/NBC/CBS propaganda mills, or to any of the Commie-crats' broken promises, hypocrisies, and out-and-out lies and crimes against humanity. You're supposed to hate on Bush for attacking real terrorists such as Al Qaeda and the Taliban while loving on 0 for warring for Europe's oil in Libya, trying to ally with Al Qaeda in Syria, and starting wars in Yemen and other places without so much as informing Congress, let alone asking permission, which have cost us... well, thousands of lives, not counting the guys lost in the Benghazi fiasco. Meanwhile, you are also supposed to ignore 0-bots' blatant lies and racism in bashing "white, rich, Republicans" and pretending 0-care isn't actually even WORSE than nothing! It's already caused 4 million cancellations, and is likely to bring about 50-100 million more. If you liked your plan, you can't keep it! Dare complain, and the rich, white, Democrat goose-steppers will sic an IRS audit on you the way they've already done to a cancer-survivor for daring to speak out about how his insurance is being canceled by the sadistic socialist scum running 0-care's scam. Never mind that the Republicans have offered more than 200 alternative plans to the Democrats' unreadable incoherent nation-raping multi-thousand-page unaffordable plunder-the-poor-and-give-to-wealthy-socialist parasites act. No, you're supposed to focus on Republicans' skin color and bank accounts. Never mind that the vast majority of the top .001% such as George Soros and Michael Moore and Harry Reid and all the Hollywood "limousine liberals" are all Democrats (or even self-proclaimed Communists!) Let's just pretend that throwing tens of millions of people out of work and canceling their health insurance is somehow better than doing nothing. Let's pretend it's "irresponsible" of Republicans to be AGAINST throwing tens of millions out of work and canceling their health plans. Let's pretend the Democrats aren't all in bed with HUGE corporations like Hollywood's film industry, Warren Buffet, GE, Wal-Mart, and yes, very nearly the entire Health insurance industry! Above all, let's pretend this is still 1968, and that misandry, anti-white bigotry and racism, and jack-booted goose-stepping left-wing fascism and thuggery don't exist.

We will be fighting once again for the 40-hour work week. Trying to gain more hours, rather than leisure time. Maybe this is just the first step to no one having insurance. Maybe then, medical care will not be priced disproportionately to other goods and services. But no way is Obama that smart, or caring. If he wanted to earn that Nobel prize he could order the troops home--today! And would not need Congress' permission to do so. And, would receive majority support from the US public, especially those who still have family stuck in those sand-dune hell-holes. It's time to replace both parties.

What you really sayin' is above is that you don't like that Obama is Black, plain and simple. Bet you a good ol' boy with a nice bank account and conservative goose-steppin' thugs like Ted Cruzin-for-a-bruisin' and Sarah Failin' for fast friends. Dare I ask if you are postin' from your yacht, with your blonde whitebread honey, sippin' a bottle of '65?

Guys! Gals! GLBTs! Whatever you are, 'tis the season to be jolly, not to be bickering again.

Black skin justifies anything a goose-stepping Democrat does, at least until 2017, when having a vagina will justify anything a goose-stepping Democrat does.

Nope. 'Tis the season to shill for the Jackass Party and that big bowel movement we had to pass in order for you to see what was in it... and convince you to eat it now that you've seen what's in it.

I gave the pacing a 4 because you left out the intro "you know Dasher and Dancer etc." but otherwise a very well written parody 455

So, Malcolm not in the middle, any disagreement with Obama at all is motivated by racism; but when you say the vilest, most inaccurate things about Ted Cruz, that's A-OK .... You know if you keep this hypocrisy up, the value of your race card is going to drop faster than a Zimbabwean dollar in the Weimar Republic hyperinflation of 1923. Ooops, did I just imply that Zimbabweans are no better at stabilizing their currency than Germans ... I guess I'm racist

It's truly amazing that we're about to turn the corner on the economy at over 3% and climbing, unemployment down, gas prices stable, housing recovering, and the move towards a living wage of $15/hr...but of course the big GOP elephant cant stand that and blocks the way every chance it gets. I guess Republicans think it's OK for the poor and unisured to pay 15-20 times the money for the very same medical treatment all because they lack proper health insurance. Right? And healthcare is a business hand in hand with big pharmaceuticals that can patent brand names for almost two decades before a generic can come out and supply the doctors' offices with all sorts of "freebies" to push on their patients. And lets not forget financial incentives and other perks. You godless money grabbers and slave drivers of the masses have no morality at all. You call Obama a socialist and yet we don't live like Europeans at all. If anyone goes further you label them a Communist which is insane. Capitalism at its core is absolute evil and the GOP sold its soul a long time ago. Here's to Ronny Raygun and the age of materialism. I'm sure Barry and Lennie have replaced Girls Gone Wild with Greed Gone WIld ( A Tea Party Production, 2013 edition)!!!

The only insane thing is that you STILL expect us to believe all your hypocritical goose-stepping leftard commie parasite talking points over our own lying eyes. Even the most cursory examination of the facts shows that YOU and your fellow leftard goose-steppers are the godless, immoral slave-drivers and corporatist cronies who are shoving the pure evils of socialism down everyone's throats. YOU engineered this unaffordable, careless act of tyranny that has already cost millions of people their jobs and their health insurance, YOU wrecked the economy and are continuing to wreck it further with a blatantly phony "recovery" built entirely on stock bubbles, fraudulent accounting, and cooked statistics even as the American middle class vanishes and the ranks of the poor swell, and YOU are the greedy, sadistic, racist, misogynistic, rapacious, genocidal fascists currently ushering in the Great Depression Mark II. Socialism at its core is absolutely evil and you DemocRATS have no souls left to sell, having mortgaged yours to Satan back in the 1960s; as if you goose-stepping godless commie leftards ever believed in such "bourgeois superstitions" in the first place! Here's to your being forced to seek a ridiculously over-priced and under-performing insurance plan on your failed Fuhrer's glitchy constantly-crashing thoroughly insecure site, having all your personal information sold to identity thieves, and then finding out your enrollment isn't even valid and you'll be fined anyway for not purchasing insurance! There's no better way to punish you mindless socialists than to submit you to your own mindless socialism. So BOHICA, 0-Bot: you're not in the top .00001% of the Democrat Party and its corporate lackeys, you can't get any of the exemptions they're granting themselves from it.

Hey, geniuses, how's Martin Bashir doing these days? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

It is said a good man is known by his friends, a great man is known by his enemies. 5s

...which, if you think about it, may or may not amount to a compliment to said man.