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Song Parodies -> "Gauls Yes? Non!"
Original Song Title:
"Galveston"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"Gauls Yes? Non!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gauls Yes? Non!
Gauls yes? Non! Those Gauls went "non!"
Voted they weren't gonna go in
Whole cochon for this Euroin',
They gave it down thumb, Euro constitution.
Gallic fun, bold Gallic fun.
Obstinate, as is their fashion.
Brussels bureaucrats' teeth gnashin'.
They plead with Dutch to treat them with a "yup."
The Dutch live on land below the water,
Land that they've reclaimed from the sea.
Bated breath. . .Brussels waits to see,
They beseech but they get down thumb.
Gauls and Dutch, those Gauls and Dutch.
Euro constitution's dyin',
Maybe later Brussels tryin'
To get the "ja" and "oui" words--pryin' up their thumbs,
So they won't shun constitution.
Gauls yes? Non! Those Gauls went "non!"
Voted they weren't gonna go in
Whole cochon for this Euroin',
They gave it down thumb, Euro constitution.
Gallic fun, bold Gallic fun.
Obstinate, as is their fashion.
Brussels bureaucrats' teeth gnashin'.
They plead with Dutch to treat them with a "yup."
The Dutch live on land below the water,
Land that they've reclaimed from the sea.
Bated breath. . .Brussels waits to see,
They beseech but they get down thumb.
Gauls and Dutch, those Gauls and Dutch.
Euro constitution's dyin',
Maybe later Brussels tryin'
To get the "ja" and "oui" words--pryin' up their thumbs,
So they won't shun constitution.
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Topical and terrific! 555
Perfectly put parody, pal...5s
DKTOS, but any EU constitution-basher's good for me :-)
oui oui oui...5s
Great job, John. I hear the French are rebuilding the Maginot line, so naturally they have no need to join EU, with such a legenday defense in place. Oui 5
Ha ha - I thought this was gonna be about Barbarians... ;-D
I'm 50% Canadian French, but that won't stop me from voting 555 here.
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