Song Parodies -> "Wichita Pieman"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

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Original Performer:

"Wichita Pieman"

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The Lyrics

The Pieman's truck is pastry heaven,
Makes my taste buds grow wings
Fantasizing all of those
Warm luscious lovely things..

Excited tongue sets off chin drooling
For one ten inch, I would die...
But the Wichita Pieman
Won't give me a pie...

There's no denying high temptation
When he strolls in the store
I lick high whipped cream
Smooth and slick,
And grab off three or four...

I thank the Pieman for his bounty
In my dreams, not to his face
With my slow bike and his fast truck,
He'd catch me in a race...

Hidden here behind the dumpster
Gougin' glory..while I feast
And the Wichita Pieman
Merges Freeway East..

Need these pies much more than he does,
Unsuspecting,..fear is ceased
And the Wichita Pieman..
Merges Freeway East..

This crust needs more yeast..

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Mark Scotti - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

I'll take a Boston Cream for $555.00!!! Yummm..

alvin - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

hate the OS but i can sink my teeth into this

Jim Rotondo - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Very well done, I'm a sucker for yeast and whipped cream...visited the Stoogeum in PA 2 weeks ago, spent quite a bit of time in the theater watching the Stooges launch a thousand pies. Never grows old, let's face it!

Andria - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

AFW, you're making me hungry by reading this parody. It is very good, and I can almost taste assorted kinds of pie while reading it. Thankfully, this parody won't make me any heavier than I already am, unlike eating pie. 5s.

Andy Primus - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice one. "For one ten inch, I would die" - I know what you mean

Day Old - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice one sans any crustiness!

witChitaCakes - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Duke o'Edge! you're lookin' great, Sir! L love your Wichita Pieman. . . I' m glad that he's "still on-line" !

AFW - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, for all votes and comments....

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