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Song Parodies -> "This Guy’s In Love With Shoes"
Original Song Title:
"This Guy's In Love With You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
Parody Song Title:
"This Guy’s In Love With Shoes"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
You say this guy
This guy's in love with shoes
Hush Puppies snug
He worships them and loafers too
Walks for miles just to dwell
Within Imelda’s closet cell
Matters not how your feet’s clad
In moccasins or clogs...
Won’t you please walk
Upon this face of mine
Dig in those pumps
I promise I will crawl and whine
Tongue them now, kiss the toe
I'll lick that heel with all my sole..
All brands partakin’
Guccis or Nikes taking 'cause
I need shoes rough, my bod they cuff
Promise I'll buff, won't scuff them - I cry
And polish apply...
Show me now stillettos
Just let me ply shoe-last you know
Unshod, I’m hobblin’
Just on my ‘parts’ keep cobblin’ 'cause
I need shoes rough, some lea-ther tough
If skin they rub, your sub is this guy
With tongue, them, I’ll tie...
This guy's in love with shoes
Hush Puppies snug
He worships them and loafers too
Walks for miles just to dwell
Within Imelda’s closet cell
Matters not how your feet’s clad
In moccasins or clogs...
Won’t you please walk
Upon this face of mine
Dig in those pumps
I promise I will crawl and whine
Tongue them now, kiss the toe
I'll lick that heel with all my sole..
All brands partakin’
Guccis or Nikes taking 'cause
I need shoes rough, my bod they cuff
Promise I'll buff, won't scuff them - I cry
And polish apply...
Show me now stillettos
Just let me ply shoe-last you know
Unshod, I’m hobblin’
Just on my ‘parts’ keep cobblin’ 'cause
I need shoes rough, some lea-ther tough
If skin they rub, your sub is this guy
With tongue, them, I’ll tie...
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Kinky!!!
May I suggest "This gal's in love with shoes", starring Amelda Marcos.
Well, Steve, we gave Imelda an honorary mention :)
It's so hard to come up with original comment so I just list my own shoes: The winter pair, the new work pair, the old work pair, the indoors at home pair with velcro, the outdoors at home pair with velcro, the long slow distance jogging pair and the fast quality intervall pair, the boots for fishing... darn, looks like I'm in love with shoes myself, and I don't even have any Swedish clogs...
Walk a mile in my hobnails..heheh.. My only fetish is for your parodies ! Excellent as always :)
this one made my shoe's tongue hang out
Sole music from Merry and Pippin. The only question is: Can a guy who likes shoes that much possibly be straight?
You makin' fun of me, or something? What's wrong with shoes?.... great concept; knew Imelda would be in there. Oh, and given our previous "beady" discussions, would this be Pippin's theme? - TT
I enjoy it. 5/5/5
This laces up pretty good...fine job
Thanks so much everyone!
Michael: of course, we just forgot to dedicate it to Malcolm... ;-)
TT: Beady? I'll have to go find that one. No, this was a Pippin idea that Merry changed - 'shoes' being the operative changeover - won't say what Pippin's guy was in love with... ;-)
Michael: of course, we just forgot to dedicate it to Malcolm... ;-)
TT: Beady? I'll have to go find that one. No, this was a Pippin idea that Merry changed - 'shoes' being the operative changeover - won't say what Pippin's guy was in love with... ;-)
B/D
And before anyone gets any ideas, it was not a 'poomaster' related idea !
Wonderful idea and lex-ecution
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