Song Parodies -> "I'm Catherine the Great, I am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the Eight, I am"

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"I'm Catherine the Great, I am"

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The Lyrics

Catherine II "The Great" was the Russian Czarina 1762-1796. She was known of her enormous energy and insatiable lust.

I'm Catherine the Great, I am
I'm Kate, I'm Great, I'm hat'd - I am
I was married to the Peter Number Three
I got rid of him and now I'm free
And to everyone I'm the Czarina
- now that's you're better understand
I'm the Empress of the Russian lands -
Catherine the Great I am!

I'm Catherine the Great I am
I'm regent, I'm the empress, I'm Kate, I am!
I made peace with the Prussian king Fred -
Seven Years' War got us exhaust-ed!
I crushed the remnants of the Tatary -
I played the Swedes the upper hand -
I'm the Empress of the Rodina -
Catherine the Great I am!

I'm Catherine the Great I am
I'm nypho, I'm slut, I'm Kate, I am
I've practised sex with all the men of Court -
I gave new meaning to the word "to pork"
With Orlov, Saltykov and Potemkin
I screw with every nobleman
I'm the sex machine of Russian kin -
Catherine Great I am!

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Michael Pacholek - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

You didn't horse around with this one. Tonight, at 8 PM, PBS will show the Masterpiece Theatre presentation "Catherine the Great," starring Catherine Zeta-Jones. So you can guess what I'll be doing tonight. (Hint: The Yankees have a day game today, so there's no scheduling conflict.

John Barry - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm C. the great, I am/At gate my loves gaits, and I'm his dam.

Ann Hammond - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

i sang

malcolm higgins - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment

biz-czar.. but likeable.. great use of the rhyme

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