I'm a little termite, that you find
raid in my mum's eggs, I am blind,
I use antennae to eat, my mum told me I could
taste test tells me I'm into something wood

I like the saplings not too dry,
I feel around, cause I've got no eyes,
I asked my mum is this bark, cause it smells good
something tells me I'm into something wood

I'll only burrow for a minute or two
I don't want to eat and fall right through
this wet stuff it feels like sap
hope it's not another gull's wet crap

I'm the happiest in the whole wide land
I burrowed into a wood fruit stand,
I started munching a fabric, and I thought it was good
this guys dong gave a whole new meaning to "wood"
something tells me I'm into something wood

I kept biting till I felt a hand
slapped me aside, hey man where's I land?
I was blinded by raid, when they sprayed my 'hood
now I think I should be in something wood
something tells me I'm into something wood
something tells me I'm into something wood