-> "Now Hillary Must Wait, She's Canned"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry The VIII, I Am"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Now Hillary Must Wait, She's Canned"
The Lyrics
Poor Hillary must wait, she's canned,
Hillary must wait she's canned and slammed.
She got buried by a kid who out scored,
Bill's been caught seven times with whores.
It's just no fun if you're Hillary (Hillary)
There will not be a "Willy" as first man (No can)
"Helped" by mate, her man, was Hillary,
Hillary '08 is canned.
Second purse won't quench her thirst
So or-ner-y, Obama man.
Hillary as mate, no ma'm, he canned.
States she carried, in the wind blow - no more.
Moe like Larry, Biden, Joe next four?
Made Billy one brand new enemy, (Enemy)
Best watch out now, cause Willy's wife they canned (They canned)
No VP, he canned old Hillary,
Hillary '08 got slammed.
------ lead guitar ------
So, Hillary must wait again,
Hillary must wait, again, again.
Will they carry on and veto the floor?
Some odds varied seven times to four.
And John McCain's over seventy, (Seventy)
Still shouldn’t let ol' Willy lend a hand. (A hand)
Now, again she'll wait, poor Hillary,
Hillary '08 no can.
G-O-P V-P?
Could I be? (G-O-P?)
G-O-P (For VP?)
Head of 50 States command, demand!
Head of 50 states demand!
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