Gettin' real horny, feelin’ pine
Met someone special, love her sign
Just now I felt up a girl
And she understood, whoa yeah
Ooo-oo-oo-oo
Something’ tells me she’ll soon be gettin’ wood
(Somethin’ tells me she’s gettin’ pumpin’)

She’s the kinda girl that’s blond and dumb
And I like the way she chews on her gum
She danced gross and free and she felt real good
(Danced cheap and easy and i knew I could)
Ooo-oo-oo-oo
Something’ tells me she’ll soon be gettin’ wood
(Somethin’ tells me she’s gettin’ pumpin’)

Ahhh!
I’m only good for a minute or two
But then it’ll be too late, cause I’ll be through
Ahhh
Can I be falling in lust?
She’s everything with that giant bust
(She’s got the twins in that giant bust)

I bought the room, she held my gland
Really looking forward to this one night stand
Opened up her pants for a peek
I looked under the hood
(And there was something wrong there under that hood)
Ew-ew-ew-ew
Somethin’ tells me not just me has some wood
(Something tells me this chick has somethin’)
Somethin’ tells me not just me has some wood
(Something tells me this chick has somethin’)
Some big wood, oh no, not too good
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh