Song Parodies -> "Lathering At Bate's"

Original Song Title:

"Henry The Eighth"

Original Performer:

"Lathering At Bate's"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...a psycho parody...

i'm lathering at bate's, i am
lathering my nape, i am, i am
i'll be buried in the bog that's next door
i'll be buried in my...just bought ford
so very dumb was my finishing
i won't survive this silly little jam...i'm damned
i was on the lam and skittery
lathering at bate's, i am

i am cursed
this is the worst

i'm crumpled in my crate, i am
rumpled and dead weight, i am, i am
i was carried by the psycho next door
then was ferried to this swampy shore
it was assault, also battery
i hope they throw ol' norman in the slam...wham bam
in the trunk, i'm crammed, incredibly
crumpled in my crate, i am

A-N-G-R-Y
lathering (lathering)
lathering (lathering)
lathering at bate's, i am, i am
lathering at bate's, i am

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John Barry - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Foaming at the mouth I'm laughing so hard. Title o' the day!

alvin - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks john

Ravyn Rant - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Back to the Bates Motel, I see. Good one!

noBatheBabe - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, Lord of Swervin' Roads, No bathing shall I do at ~ Bats Motel ~

Invisible Boy - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Good clean fun, alvin. We can't get enough of Norm...

Agrimorfee - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Heehee, written very funni-Leigh.

PMS - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Ab-NORM-ally funny

alvin - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

thank ravyn...yep,i checked back in...thanks noBatheBabe....good policy....thanks IB....glad you enjoyed...thanks agri...lol....thanks PMS....good pun

Guy - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, master of Bates - Was it my Psycho parody on Monday that fed your "Frenzy" to write this? I hope so.

You have not Bated in quite some time. You do the Bates stuff so well and I have learned the Bating craft from the best. This write is an absolute delight.

Great Bate and switch on the fantastic refs and subs. Truely classic Alvin. Keep 'em coming buddy - I like this stuff lots! And may I add that you managed to get most of the plot of the movie into a very short OS. Very accurate - very funny - solid straight up 5 material.

Michael McVey - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment

Since I teach English, I have to say you have the apostrophe on the wrong side of the S. But this is good Psycho humor, and I'll leave some 5's at the front desk before your mother calls you.

alvin - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks guy...yeah, you inspired me to pen another psycho parody...its been a while...thanks michael...quite right, it should have been bates'

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