Song Parodies -> "A Bust To Avoid"

Original Song Title:

"A Must To Avoid"

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Original Performer:

"A Bust To Avoid"

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The Lyrics

its a bust to avoid
be discreet when you're possessing weed
its a bust to avoid
better watch for the heat

you'll end up surprised if you're popped
beware of the eyes of the cops
its nothing but trouble
if you're marketing, its double
inside of the prison, you'll hop

its a bust to avoid
be discreet when you're possessing weed
its a bust to avoid
better watch for the heat

when you snare yourself a lovely green prize
just watch out for undercover guys
cause they tend to hover
and if you are discovered
your rights, you will soon be advised

its a bust to avoid
be discreet when you're possessing weed
its a bust to avoid
better watch for the heat

you don't want indicting, its true
like lots of other guys have sadly went through
they'll take all your dope
and leave you stripped of all hope
that's when they throw the book at you

its a bust to avoid
be discreet when you're possessing weed
its a bust to avoid
better watch for the heat

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Mark Scotti - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

WOW, you just made me flashback(in more ways than one!). I loved that song! Gotta dust off the Heman's Hermits and play tonight. Great parody!!!

2Eagle - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Avoid doing anything dumb like the above and spraying graffitti.

Leo Keough - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Good title switch and the parody lived up to its potential...Hope Michael Phelps is listening...555

MadameDeTokerville - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Yeah, Sir Alvin, Mighty Duke 0'Dice~ these cops here in NorCAL are more concerned with making a ~Lust Bust~

TJC - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Ever clever, alvin!

alvin - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks mark, 2eagle, leo, MDT and TJC

Christie Marie M - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

This is one law abiding parody, Alvin! This tells all about drug busts! In places near where I live, such as Newark, NJ, I heard about undercover drug busts in that area and I have heard some of the hardcore drug dealers I know about are actually undercover cops. It's all good!! 555!!

John Jenkins - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment

"other guys have ... went through" did not work for me, but the rest of the parody did. Well done, Alvin.

AFW - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Excellent parody, and excellent advice

alvin - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks christie..yup, its a jungle out there....thanks john...thanks AFW

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