Would you kindly hush?
All over the world: such blight!
Much bulls**t is hurled
Politician's touch
Is talking too much!

It's almost obscene!

There's the news: disgust
They gain viewers: prey ... on fright
Each word that they say:
Calculated. us:
To tune in tonight!

Can't listen; it's unbearably --
-- Grosser, now, than used to be; it's unclean
Each murder: blood scene
Pap'razzi hound when nudes appear
But tell why: listen; Should we hear --
-- What they spew? Not clever, no, never!

There's a ton of mush
From actors: boy/girl? Both, quite?
Sci'ntology world:
Cruise 'n crew abound
Just act, or shut up!

Blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah. blah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,.yeah. yeah, yeah,.yeah
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh,
Muck: stuck; suck! Ugh! Yuk!

They're dissin' very carelessly:
Cocaine hounds, abusers, drunk or on meth
Mel Gibson threat: death
There's Hasselhoff, passed out on beer
I think I've had it up to here:
Drugs and brew. So shut up forever!

Would you kindly hush?
Leave my hairs uncurled... one night
All over the world
Those who rant and cuss
Can take this and shove!
(Yeah, turn sideways, and shove)
(Hush, or rag in mouth, shove)
Hush...