No news today,
to CNN's dismay
There's nothing going on,
seems everyone has gone.
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No news today,
It's not a common sight
I heard the anchor cry
"don't know the reason why".
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What will they do
when there's nothing to broadcast
Go through all the archives
and re-dig up the past.
When will they say
when the hour comes around
"What are todays top stories? Well
I'm glad that you have asked."
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No news today, no scandals and no floods
No politician's gay, no starlets run astray.
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A deserted studio in a better part of town
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Becomes a shrine to when news every hour
Sure could bring you down.
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No news today, there's really nothing new
The'res probably more happening at your local zoo.
Nothing going on and it really is a shame
But after so much coverage you have yourselves to blame.
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So now please go home and leave us all alone
Don't even try to contact us we won't answer the phone
All the politicians and all the royalty
Are no longer of interest to the likes of you and me.
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No news today, is such a refreshing thought
Please keep it to yourself before we both get caught.