-> "Mrs. Bennet's Got Unmarried Daughters"
Original Song Title:
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mrs. Bennet's Got Unmarried Daughters"
The Lyrics
Mrs. Bennet's got unmarried daughters,
Five of them without a want or care,
Lydia's dumb, she doesn't read a book,
She doesn't sew or cook, but loves Red Coats and wine.
Mary is the smartest of the daughters,
Smarter than her sisters, Liz and Jane,
Kitty's lame, coughs every then and now,
Her cough drives Daddy off, they go right up his spine.
Talkin' about, even at a ball, well,
You'll pick Mom out, she's the one that's so loud.
If you've found that you are bound to read this (to read this)
Book because it's on your reading list.
Don't you frown, do not be hard of heart,
You'll find that ev'ry part's on cable in good time.
Talkin' about, even at a ball, well,
You'll pick Mom out, she's the one that's so loud.
If you've found that you are bound to read this (to read this)
Book because it's on your reading list.
Don't you frown, do not be hard of heart,
You'll find that ev'ry part's on cable in good time.
Mrs. Bennet's got unmarried daughters,
Mrs. Bennet's got unmarried daughters,
Mrs. Bennet's got unmarried daughters,
Mrs. Bennet's got unmarried daughters.
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