No MILF today, her husband's not away
I'll have to rent some porn, until next time he's gone
No MILF today, she's quite a lovely sight
I go to clean her pool, once kids are off to school

He'll never know, just why the thing's so clean
I'm there every day, that woman is a dream
He'll never go the places I have been
In the back door, and then I'm in between

No MILF today, I'll have to just lay low
His car in the driveway, he must be off today

Now all that's left is the work that is so boring
An ugly broad with a pool that's full of scum
I need a housewife who's into some whoring
Cute and kind of dumb

No MILF today, I wish it wasn't so
Her company is grand, likes any small demand

Each time I go, the faster goes my pants
It's just so naughty wrong, this little secret dance

He'll never know, the cause of wifey's smile
I'm there every day, that woman has some style
He'll never go the places he finds vile
In the back door, and then I clean the tile

No MILF today, she's gone and moved away
Their marriage now is torn, the sign is on the lawn

Now all that's left is the work that is so boring
An ugly broad with a pool that's full of scum
I need a housewife who's into some whoring
Cute and kind of dumb

Need MILF