Mr. Brown your camera's in the water
Snaps as sharp as yours are somethin' rare
But it's sad, his camera has gone now
Look see, it's clear enough, it's down there in the slime

You got in that boat, a lamb to slaughter
Your seamanship has never bought you fame
You're deranged, you couldn't snap and row
Couldn't get near enough, leant much too far that time

Clickin' about, anywhere allowed, well
Your pictures shout, made an impact so loud

When you get your camera will you see through
the viewfinder and will the film still wind?
Don't stress on, I'm sure you'll get the parts
You'll fix it all with ease, if you can find the time

Snappin' about, even of the clouds, well
You fell right out, made a real splash so loud

Have you got another one to see through?
That works well and makes things seem to shine?
Don't moan on, a Polaroid's a start
Results dont always please but it's no good to whine

Mr. Brown your camera's in the water (in the water)
Mr. Brown your camera's in the water (in the water)
Mr. Brown your camera's in the water (in the water)
Mr. Brown your camera's in the water (in the water)