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Song Parodies -> "Kerry, Man!"
Original Song Title:
"Carrie Ann"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hollies
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry, Man!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Kerry, Man?
Hey, Kerry, man!
Hey, Kerry, man!
You're up against a fool who is so simple
Reptile Republican; thinks like a Monitor
You're wiser and your hair looks perfect
Why no attraction to what you're doing?
(Chorus)
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
You're nothing special to so many
Few indepdendents are you snaring
You lost your charm as you were speaking
When will your platform be appearing?
(Chorus)
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
(Chorus)
You're so, so like a woe man to me
So like a woe man to me
Near November and no plan to see
No plan to see
No plan to see
No plan to see
People give; you earn
And you're still earning.
Theresa Heinz serves as your treasurer.
When the begging's over, you'll have millions.
You'll really start to hear people asking:
(Chorus)
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Hey, Kerry, man!
Hey, Kerry, man!
You're up against a fool who is so simple
Reptile Republican; thinks like a Monitor
You're wiser and your hair looks perfect
Why no attraction to what you're doing?
(Chorus)
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
You're nothing special to so many
Few indepdendents are you snaring
You lost your charm as you were speaking
When will your platform be appearing?
(Chorus)
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
(Chorus)
You're so, so like a woe man to me
So like a woe man to me
Near November and no plan to see
No plan to see
No plan to see
No plan to see
People give; you earn
And you're still earning.
Theresa Heinz serves as your treasurer.
When the begging's over, you'll have millions.
You'll really start to hear people asking:
(Chorus)
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Hey, Kerry, man! What's your game plan?
Will you tell us some day?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
Kerry, man?
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Excellent job. 555
If only Dean had made the nomination....
Dean, Macphisto, would be better off in an insane asylum. He stole sandwiches from a deli. He makes me scream. YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm... YWM, I'm assuming you're a Bush fan. I guess that makes your name very appropriate. Personally, I'd rather have a guy in office that screams than a guy in office that makes me wanna scream.
Why do people keep calling me YWM!? It is YWN. YWN!!! I really needed to say that.
At least Bush doesn't go around stealing people's sandwiches. If he did, I bet he'd choke on them. Another thing Dean did was change denominations when his old church didn't make way for a bike path. Dean is also not so smart with his campaign, telling interviewers about all his frequent jerks, heart attacks, and overhyperness. It is a good warning though. "Oh no, I'm having another attack! Gotta call the doctor! Uh-oh, what button did I push this time?"
Then there is John Kerry. Kerry started out fickle. Now he is starting to formulate actual opinions, like that he is pro-abortion (something bad in my book) and that he has intentions of turning this nation into what Canada and Scandinavia are, which is a nation without Freedom of Speech. As in, political correctness gone legal. That is seriously insane. I think Kerry may have good intentions, but if he does, he isn't thinking very well with them.
At least Bush doesn't go around stealing people's sandwiches. If he did, I bet he'd choke on them. Another thing Dean did was change denominations when his old church didn't make way for a bike path. Dean is also not so smart with his campaign, telling interviewers about all his frequent jerks, heart attacks, and overhyperness. It is a good warning though. "Oh no, I'm having another attack! Gotta call the doctor! Uh-oh, what button did I push this time?"
Then there is John Kerry. Kerry started out fickle. Now he is starting to formulate actual opinions, like that he is pro-abortion (something bad in my book) and that he has intentions of turning this nation into what Canada and Scandinavia are, which is a nation without Freedom of Speech. As in, political correctness gone legal. That is seriously insane. I think Kerry may have good intentions, but if he does, he isn't thinking very well with them.
John, Now this one nailed it! 5's(+) straight across! YWMN (that ought to turn you apoplectic - sorry, couldn't resist), if you'd rather have Bush in the White for Four More Years I really think you need help. Seriously, what HASN'T Dubyah screwed up? Really! Come on! Tell me!!! I'm curious. "Pro-abortion"? No, that would be ADVOCATING abortions, you know, like genocide. I don't believe you can find an instance of Kerry supporting that. Pro-choice is the phrase you are looking for, meaning that medical decisions should be between Doctor and patient and not involve the Government. If it's Dubyah's "Religion" you like, start looking at his WALK and not his TALK. OH...and by the way, Bush's "policies" steal many a sandwich from working folks.
What "policies" are you talking about? The policies that mean the government doesn't steal from the rich and give to the poor? If you are talking about being against welfare, that is not "only liking the rich", that is encouraging the poor to get a job. It is too often hard working citizens are forced by the government to fork over their money to bums.
I have a feeling YWN (there ya go) is quite affluent himself. Otherwise, he must be a wannabe of the upper class. Poverty is the issue here man. Wake the hell up....
YWN - You still haven't told me much of anything positive about George W. Bush and that's probably because there isn't much to talk about there. By the way, which "bums" are you talking about? Halliburton? Ahmed Chalabi? Please clarify. Those folks get a whole lotta money due to Bush policies. Money to the poor? Well, jeez, and what happens with that? Hey, they SPEND it - on Rent, Utilities, Gasoline, Food, stuff for their kids, yeah, and maybe a six-pack now and then (gasp). And what happens to THAT money. The stores and people they spend it with spend it on things THEY need. Maybe hire a few more folks, too. Gee, funny how that works, isn't it? Also, I was referring to "middle-class" people as well. If you think the puny-*ass tax-cut folks in the middle got covers the additional cost of things folks have to pay now you are mistaken, and badly so. It's a pittance (maybe a coffee-shop hamburger a week) and it's a shame some folks fall for it. 'nuff for now...
I'm not trying to praise Bush. He's ok, but he's screwing some things up. I'm just talking about Dean.
Canada has more freedom of speech than we do (at least since 1/20/2001). Ever hear of the Charter of Rights & Freedoms? And Bush would never, ever, EVER choke on a sandwich. A pretzel, that's another story... yeah, right, it was a pretzel, not booze, that caused him to lose consciousness.
Michael, I guess you are right that Bush wouldn't choke on a sandwich. But yeah, he really needs to stay away from those pesky pretzels. I imagine terrorists could do him in if they slipped a pretzel into his food.
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