There's a man whose name's in the papers. . .we now know:
Alito-to-to-to-to.
Add "S-C" and it sounds just like "Scalito,"
Scalito-to-to-to-to.
He is a judge, but so was Lance Ito
Lance Ito-to-to-to-to.
This man's name is Sam Alito.
Alito-to-to-to-to.

It looks like he's a reactionary dinosaur,
Alito-to-to-to-to.
He's the latest knucklehead to knock on Congress' door,
Alito-to-to-to-to.
He might want to try some plugs to supplant missing hair,
Alito-to-to-to-to.
Look more like Tony; give bigger scares,
Scalito-to-to-to-to.

Alito,
He may be quite lucky to survive;
Alito,
The Committee'll eat him alive;
Alito,
If he treats them to jumbled jive,
Like Miers--had to go.

The slow-wit quickly jumps on a new nominee,
Alito-to-to-to-to.
To distract us all from Cheney, Libby,
Wag Fido-do-do-do-do.
He's waggin' the dog; bite, the presses
There they go-go-go-go-go.
While he keeps gettin' the country into right-wing messes,
Alkie, blow-blow-blow-blow-blow.

Alito,
He may be quite lucky to survive;
Alito,
The Committee'll eat him alive,
Sandy goes,
He'll round out a Cro Magnon five
If he's given the go.

SPOKEN:
Alito, he'd be a caveman Bro,
Like Antonin, ain't he?
He'll be lap-doggin'
Kiss Tony's butt
Like Clarence, but
Not a dumb dinosaur.
Jive, Sammy, jive.
You're a man--
Where's chicksville?