-> "Bill O'Reilly's A Jack-Ass"
Original Song Title:
"At The Mountains of Madness"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bill O'Reilly's A Jack-Ass"
The Lyrics
(Weird, very psychedelic Instrumental intro)
On the phone (on the phone)
member of my staff (member of my staff)
grab my bone (grab my bone)
pumpin' on the shaft
Now I start to groan and grunt
"Talk dirty, you worthless c*nt"
I'm a Jive-Ass Clown
A Moronic Jack-Ass
I am scum (he is scum)
lying sack of sh*t (he's a sack of sh*t)
Worthless clod (he's a clod)
d*ck is in my mitts (got it in his mitts)
On my pud I stroke and pound
Then I go out and expound
Spewing jive, I'm a jerk who is classless
You can see that I am lame
you cannot expect
the truth from me, no way
(spreading lies around, all over the town)
(disrespectful clown; tearing people down)
On the air
feckless liar
(Instrumental break)
And I dare
say "I'm balanced and fair"
I'm a liar
fibbing on the air
What I say is mostly lies
When will you jerk-offs get wise?
I'm a Liar, classless clown; I'm a Jack-Ass
Yes, I lie...I'm a Moronic Jack-Ass
[more psychedelic music out to end]
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