-> "This Fly I Saw, Sir"
Original Song Title:
"High Flying Bird"
Parody Song Title:
"This Fly I Saw, Sir"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
I know this sounds absurd
but I just saw this fly
'cept that on that fly I noticed that
his head was like a guy
Dammit, I swear - was not drinking
I was dry
Looked to me (yeah, it seemed)
he was some kind of freak (was a freak, yeah)
That fly did flit down
did fly
then landed
by my side
true...dude
{it was the truth, dude}
He said, "I need help
I am in a bad way
I'm quite terrified of spiders
Yes, I'm so very afraid
Spiders would eat me
a side dish
damn, Oy Vey!
A side dish
Oy Vey!
I'm frightened and dismayed
Frightened of spiders...
they freak me...out, sir...
[instrumental break]
{Freak me out, sir - I'm afraid of spiders}
{I don't like bugs much, anyway...Oh, Wait, I guess that's me now}
{Well, anyway, dude - please help me or I'm screwed}
{and that's the truth, dude}
{Please help me or I may die...}
{IT'S AWFUL BEING A FLY!}
[2nd line here is hollered in a high-pitched scream]
Oh-oh-oh,
HEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE PLEEEEASE!
My head's on fly's body (EEK!)
And I eat sh*t now
'cause fly
decides
where we dine...
Please guy
we dine
on sh*t 'cause
fly decides
Wish I
could contrive
some way to
change his mind
Phew...
Eeewww...
Phew...
Eeewww.
Dude, it's screwed...
[below lyrics to group chorus out to end fade]
Oh, please, help me guy
my head's stuck on a fly
Afraid I will die
Spiders - I'm terrified
That fly decides
on where we're gonna dine
Think I'd rather die
than eat sh*t as a fly..."
[out to end fade]
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