-> "Next! (security queue)"
Original Song Title:
"Next! (military queue)"
Parody Song Title:
"Next! (security queue)"
The Lyrics
I was still just a kid
When my innocence was lost
At a show-all airport check-point
Sifting out harm, we'd freedom tossed
Next, next
I was still, frustrated
There were a hundred like me
I followed another body
Another body followed me
Next, next
Faking a grin, uneasy bowel
Churning in my belly
Comes in a rush. Not now!
Eyes turning to tele
Next, next
I feel naked, filled with dread
I'm told to raise my hands
As they watch me gleaming bright
In the beam, showing under-glands
Next, next
Gee, I really would have liked
It very much to end duress
Maybe, I heard, should smile
And cower, perhaps undress
But, next, next
Oh, it was just like magic
My thigh-hidden junk got small
But that touch would be crime
I hated feeling barren ball
Next, next
And since then each queue line
In post office or store
Seems to raise my alarms
To whisper "Just once more"
Next, next
Now I always will recall
The baggage truck, the flying tags
The sere attendant who rapped
With passion as he skewered bags
Next, next
I swear on the good book
In my briefcase. "Ya wanna read, huh?"
It is his ugly voice
That I forever hear
Next, next
That voice that winks at frisking
Of corpses still in bud
Sits still this boist'rous nation
Until their "hick" voices flood
Next, next
And when I am not screaming
In a voice grown dry and hollow
I dream of endless naked lines
Of the following and the followed
Next, next
One day I'll cut my wings off
And spurn high flying, drive
Anything, I'll do anything
To give up airlines and survive
Not ever to be next
Not ever to be next!
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