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Song Parodies -> "Bonehead in America"

Original Song Title:

"Only in America"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"Bonehead in America"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bonehead in America,
Dad made him a millionaire.
Hires a veep who proffers made-up facts; he doesn't care.

Bonehead in America,
Candidate with low quotient.
Got a break from the Court and got to be president.

Bonehead in America
Hands f*ckups immunity, yeah,
Like the hapless girl that he made the State Secretary.

Bonehead in America
Pushes for gas-guzzling cars
'Cause he lies in bed with shitehead Saudi oligarchs.

Bonehead in America,
He is a nightmare come true,
Took a huge surplus to nothing then to debt: trillion, two.

Bonehead in America
Hands f*ckups immunity, yeah:
Tenent, Ridge, Rummy, Jerry, Condi, Dick, and the whole crew.

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alvin rhodes - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
funny how i knew exactly who this song was about...5s
Kristof Robertson - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Never get tired of Bush-baiting. 555
Rick c - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody..555. John, I'm concerned....I'm familiar with every single word in this parody. That's not like you.
AFW - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, like Rick said, "Simplicity"..but, makes the points...fives
Paul Robinson - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You pretty much summed it up correctly here, JB...nice job ~ ~ ~ OH...pretty soon you will be able to add "Bolton" to the specific list of screw-ups who have been promoted or honored...I was just reading in Newsweek about how he dropped the ball on the NPT treaty work he was SUPPOSED to be doing in his current position...too busy with his campaign for U.N. rep to bother with trivial stuff like Nuclear Proliferation...also, it appears something that DID get done while he was serving was actually done by the 2nd-in-command when it became apparent Bolton wasn't able or up to it. However, Bolton managed to come to in time to take credit for it...what a piece of....work...
Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know how I missed this one either, but the list of Bush f---ups has grown since then. You might say he's flooded the nation with them. I tell ya, if Bush was a Red Sox fan, he'd give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Grady Little, Bill Buckner, Calvin Schiraldi, Mike Torrez, Bobby Sprowl, Jim Burton and Johnny Pesky, and posthumously to Denny Galehouse, Pinky Higgins and Harry Frazee. And (to be fair and balanced) if he were a Yankee fan, he'd give 'em to Kevin Brown, Jeff Weaver, Jack McDowell, Steve Trout, Ed Whitson and George Frazier.

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