No pill should be larger
Than a small bearing ball.
If the one pet doctor gives you
Gives you any pause at all.
Don't allow it!
'Cause it might get stalled.

And if you have got a rabbit
Or a hamster—that fuzz ball!
Do not let them choke on a caterpillar—
You'd give the vet a call
Show no malice
To your pets in thrall.

Show tenderness; don't lord
It over them; just let them go,
So that they can nibble on mushrooms
In the wild places they know.
Don't be callous;
They are not slow.

Logic's not anthropomorphic
Inside their little heads.
And though they might bite and go attackward,
That's because they feel a threat.
Remember to make your mouse fled.
Free your pets!
Free your pets!
Free your pets!