-> "Blather"
Original Song Title:
"Lather"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blather"
The Lyrics
(Filed) Blather is what we were told today
They gave out awards based on years
My good friend was given his 20 year plaque
But next June he goes out on his rear
Saw our new CEO put on a big show
He showered us all with his thanks
I just couldn't stay and was tempted to say
That I thought the whole farce was just rank
The blather droned on; he said nice things of you
Bottom line; we are still being canned
Rosy pictures he drew, but us peon chumps
We're just trash; we are not in his plans
He states they restructured the company, you know
It's important to keep the costs down
But the nitwit can't see the resentment that grows
Between those fired and those kept around
(Musical interlude)
Soon it's all over (Filed)
Blather was what we were told, OK
All this blather came out of his face
He looked at us and smiled but failed to say
That they view us as just so much waste
Then he read out from his name list
And up to the stage they came
And he acted totally blameless
This was just a game I couldn't play, I didn't stay
But I should have told him, "You're an asshole"
And I shouldn't have let him drone on
Telling bullshit lies
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