Well, I'm going by the lake, I'd really like to take you.
It can be sort of a date, and you can get a tan.
Everytime I see you swimming,
There's a wood edge in my shlong,
So, I have to say I love you in a thong.

Yeah, I know it's kinda strange
And I'm trying hard to hear ya.
But when I see you in that string
There's an achin' in my glans.
Everytime I see you tanning,
There's wood edge in my shlong,
So, have to say I love you in a thong.

Everytime you fix yourself
There's wood edge in my shlong,
So, I have to say I love you in a thong.

Yeah, I know it's kinda late
I hope you'll let me take you.
But there's something I've been dying to say
I'd really like to make ya.
Everytime I see your booty,
There's wood edge in my shlong,
So, I have to say I love you in a thong.