Song Parodies -> "Bumpy Toads"

Original Song Title:

"Country Roads"

Original Performer:

"Bumpy Toads"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Age of seven,
World explorer
Loved the creep things,
Slinkin' thru the backyard
Caught some each day
Crawlin' on the ground
Rushed 'em into mama,
Showed her what I'd found..

Bumpy Toads,
Fat and gray,
Wanted each for a pet
Mom would panic,
Call me manic,
Made me pitch
Bumpy Toads

Used to hide 'em
In the kitchen
In the bread box,
Sometimes in the oven
When she'd find 'em
I'd hear yells and screams
Gave me a good scoldin'
Tossed away my dreams..

Bumpy Toads,
Fat and gray
Wanted them for a pet
Mom would holler,
Grab my collar
Threw 'em out
Bumpty Toads..

Bumpy Toads,
Fat and gray,
I still like them today
Gives my wife, now
Lots of strife, now
Take 'em home,
Bumpy Toads..

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Old Man Ribber - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Ribbiting parody...I laughed 'til I croaked! ;D

adagio - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

That was cute!! : D

2Eagle - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Toads are fun.

AFW - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, OMR, adagio, and 2Eagle...actually, I hate toads...but they work for parodies

Fiddlegirl - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

I toad-ally giggled all the way through that! ;)

AFW - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Fg...funny puns, and comments, all

Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment

This was froggericious

AFW - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Phil

MisPollyWog - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment

very nice write of childhood days spent walking amoung the tall grasses of Open Space! How about grassHoppers? ? One Cowboy munched on them for his survival, when he was a toddler . . .

AFW - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, LC...Grasshoppies? Choc. covered maybe...Yuk!..not really..have ta' be really starved

Andria - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Great job, and I'm not the biggest fan of toads either. 5s, and I share your sentiments on grasshoppers as well.

2Eagle@Andria - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

I, too, HATE grasshoppers - uuugggghhh1

Meriadoc - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

You just can't lick this parody! ;-)

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