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Song Parodies -> "Bumpy Roads"

Original Song Title:

"Country Roads"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Bumpy Roads"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Per'lous potholes,
All too common
Where's tax money
That we've gave to fix em?
Cigarettes, beer..
Doin' what I can,
Seems as tho' the system
Needs another plan

Bumpy Roads
Through our town
Countryside,
Drivin' 'round..
Shaky rattles..hurts the saddles,
Smooth 'em out,
Bumpy Roads..

Politicians,
Loudly clamor
When soapboxin'
Platform their speech grammar.
Come elections
We vote in the guy..
Temporary patches
Cover up his lie..

Bumpy Roads
Everywhere
Tires can't keep
Holdin' air.. .
I'm denouncin'..all this bouncin',
Smooth 'em out,
Bumpy Roads..

Smooth 'em out,
Bumpy Roads
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2Eagle - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember riding on those bumpy roads in a VW bus - shaky.
John Barry - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I never tire of your parodies.
WarrenB - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This was no bumpy write. All smooth. Like we wish the roads were.
whipoorwill - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
BUMPY ROADS THEY NEED PAVED TO THE PLACE WHERE I LONG,WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME ON PAVED ROADS

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