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Song Parodies -> "Elton You're a Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Judy in Disguise"

Original Performer:

John Fred and his Playboy Band

Parody Song Title:

"Elton You're a Bride"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Elton, you're a bride, that's what you are
Lemon fruit pie with a brand new jar
His hairy thighs will rub ya tonight
Elton is a bride, with glasses

Keep a-wearing your earring and your great big smile
Philadelphia freedom, it allows your style
Carry him over the threshold tonight
Elton is a bride, with glasses

He's happy tonight, he's happy tonight
Thinking that he's got it right
Tying up his apron strings tight

Elton you're a bride, or a groom, who cares
Apple and orange, cantaloupe and pear
Will you be wearing your garter tonight?
Elton you're a bride, with glasses

He's happy tonight, he's happy tonight
Thinking that he's got it right
Tying up his apron strings tight

Elton loves the guy, yet he wanted more
A wedding with flowers, yeah, cause he's a star
You're wearing some false eyelashes?
I hope they don't rub your glasses......

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Rick C - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh, heh...good one, Royce.................555
Johnny D - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
That ol' Sir Reginald Kenneth Dwight must be full of Vitamin C.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Royce 5:s Btw good to see ya again :-)
Chuck A. Spear - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Greta parody, Royce......now excuse me while go and puke! 555
AFW - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one...a gender extender...
Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A well-groomed parody. The problem is, since neither bride nor groom is a woman, who is the one who'll always have to say, "I'm sorry, honey, you're right, you're always right"? After all, as Elton taught us, "Sorry seems to be the hardest word."
Sax 5th Ave. - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Royce Miller - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, all---and Sax, if you think this is the stupidist, then you haven't read some of my other parodies
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
what a scream....love the OS too...sadly, john fred passed away recently...5s

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