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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Royce Miller
I enjoy reading the parodies of other people almost as much as I enjoy writing my own. I've made some nice acquaintances through Amiright. I try not to focus on the votes I get or the ratings, because that can be disappointing. If one creates only for applause, then one might stop creating.Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Less of Me | All of Me | Louis Armstrong | |
| Shrub Song | El Condor Pasa | Simon & Garfunkle | |
| Buddy | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Now We Are Looking to Mars? | Everyone's Gone to the Moon | Jonathan King | |
| Wedding Bell Blues #2 | Wedding Bell Blues | The 5th Dimension | |
| Fifty Ways to Be Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| It's Not Easy Being Mean | It's Not Easy Being Green | Kermit the Frog | |
| Spent a Night at the Races | Midnight At the Oasis | Maria Muldaur | |
| Who's Yard-Sale'n Now | Who's Cryin' Now | Journey | |
| Got No Pillow by Morning | Amarillo By Morning | George Strait | |
| Brats in the Oven | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| Messed Up Highway | Carefree Highway | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Old Politician | Old MacDonald | Traditional | |
| Everglades Gator Heaven | Hotel California | The Eagles | |
| Bag-a-Bug | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | |
| Still Hidin' Today | Slip Slidin' Away | Paul Simon | |
| The Ballad of Cable News | The Ballad of Jed Clampett | Paul Henning | |
| Baby I'm A Won Ton | Baby I'm A Want You | David Gates & Bread | |
| White As Rice | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | |
| Escape of Clementine | Clementine | Traditional | |
| Help Me Make It To My Flight | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Help Me Make it Through This Flight | Help Me Make it Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Secret Spy Mail Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Goodbye JFK Jr. | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | |
| MacArthur Park Meltdown | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | |
| Mamas, Don't Let Your Mailmen Grow Up to be Watchdogs | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys | Waylon & Willie | |
| Mini Me | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | |
| By the Time I Get My Paycheck | By the Time I Get to Phoenix | Glen Campbell | |
| Omaha Bounty Hunter | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Mr. Shrinkman | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | |
| They're Topless in Skokie | On Top of Old Smokey | Traditional | |
| Somewhere On My Refrigerator | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| There's Some Kind of Lint | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| How Do You Like My Cows? | How Do You Like Me Now? | Toby Keith | |
| Simmertime | Summertime | George & Ira Gershwin | |
| That's A Bore, Eh? | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Sin City, Baby | Luckenbach, Texas | Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson | |
| Honey-Do's | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | |
| Can't Take No More Taxation | Can't Get No Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Dreams of the Everyday Bag Boy | Dreams of the Everyday Housewife | Glen Campbell | |
| Bread Machine | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Desperate Otto | Desperado | The Eagles | |
| Lookin' for Socks | Lookin' for Love | Johnny Lee | |
| Don't Worry I'm Your Pappy | Don't Worry Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | |
| Every Time You Talk to Me | Every Time You Go Away | Hall & Oates | |
| Terrorist Plans | Truck Drivin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
| See-Through Curtain | Beast of Burden | Rolling Stones | |
| Orange Tangerines | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| Last Train to Barksville | Last Train to Clarksville | The Monkees | |
| Palaces at Baghdad | Hotel California | The Eagles | |
| My Beautiful Saloon | Up Up and Away | Fifth Dimension | |
| The First Time Ever I Saw Your Hat | The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack | |
| I Lost My Teeth When I Was Fishing | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| Cheese Enchilada Song (No Escape) | Pina Colada Song (Escape) | Rupert Holmes | |
| You Cause Pain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| I Left My Harp Way Up in Heaven | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| In My Tub | In My Room | The Beach Boys | |
| Sniper's in the Trees | Save Your Heart for Me | Gary Lewis and the Playboys | |
| I'm Henry the Ape I Am | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| On My Broom | In My Room | The Beach Boys | |
| I Was a Fool (To Smoke This Long) | I Was A Fool (To Let You Go) | Barry Manilow | |
| Locobanana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Jello Fellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
| Christmas in the Alley Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| I Took the Long Way Home | Take the Long Way Home | Supertramp | |
| My Computer, Lucille | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | |
| Fix of Caffeine | Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| World of Silence | Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| British Royal Flap | Sing a Song of Sixpence | Traditional | |
| Ifyouworktherelongenoughyou'llturnintoafossil | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Jose the Red Hot Taco | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Oh Little House on Rockingham | Oh Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| Tons of Songs | Sixteen Tons | Merle Travis | |
| All My Coffeepots Take a Sudden Dump | All My Ex's Live in Texas | George Strait | |
| All T-Rex's Live in Texas | All My Ex's Live in Texas | George Strait | |
| Santa Clone is Coming to Town | Santa Clause is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Chicken Strike | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | |
| Rudolph the Burly Bouncer | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Rudolph the Male Cross Dresser | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Snack Machine | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| My Favorite Twisted Up Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Bethlehem 2002 | Oh Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| Your Freakin' Art | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams, Sr. | |
| Fifty Ways to Lose Your Blubber | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| You Light Your Bong | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Camping Scene | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| The Guy at the Wheel | The Fool on the Hill | The Beatles | |
| Old Bill Beeny | Old Macdonald | Traditional | |
| The Long and Winding Yarns | The Long and Winding Road | The Beatles | |
| Democrat Plans | Truck Drivin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
| (I Can't Get No) Levitation | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| (I Can't Get No) Decent Traction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Throw that Stuff on the Road | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | |
| Count the Ways | Lonely Days | The Bee Gees | |
| Missing People | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| The Clone of Dr. Evil | The Girl from Ipanema | Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto | |
| I Have Got to Find My Mojo | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | Wham! | |
| Liquor Song | Love & Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hanging Round for Dinner | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | |
| Having You for Dinner | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | |
| On Your Tube 'Round Dinner | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | |
| Jelly Beans | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | |
| I'm Furry, I'm Flappy | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | |
| Goodbye, Dolly | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
| All the Oil Up in Alaska | All the Gold in California | Larry Gatlin | |
| B.K. Moon | Neon Moon | Brooks and Dunn | |
| Mr. Mouse Man | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | |
| I Want A New Rug | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis & the News | |
| Oscar-Winning Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | |
| U.N. Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | |
| To All the Guys Who Live Nextdoor | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson | |
| Sneezin Jean | Jean | Rod McKuen | |
| (It's Too Late for) Your Retraction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| House of Saddam's Sons | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| B U D D Y | B I N G O | Traditional | |
| PLINKO | BINGO | Traditional | |
| Privileged Ones | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Scary Scary Flight | Vincent (Starry Starry Night) | Don McLean | |
| There's a Spider on my Fries | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Spinning Heel | Spinning Wheel | Blood Sweat & Tears | |
| Mown Over | Down Under | Men at Work | |
| Blue Jujubes | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | |
| Harddrive | Heartlight | Neil Diamond | |
| Tax Day Song (Pay-O) | Banana Boat Song (Day-O) | Harry Belafonte | |
| From a Joker to an Ace | From a Jack to a King | Elvis Presley | |
| Imaginary Feline | Imaginary Lover | Atlanta Rhythm Section | |
| Can of Spam | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | |
| Mrs. Brown You Had a Lovely Daughter | Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| The Farm, The Farm | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Ain't Easy! | Take it Easy | The Eagles | |
| Keep Croc'n Me Baby | Keep Rockin' Me Baby | Steve Miller Band | |
| Leaning on a Lamp, Phil | Leaning on a Lamp Post | Herman's Hermits | |
| Golf People | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| Screechy Woman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | |
| I Shook up a Coke | I Started a Joke | The Bee Gees | |
| Parody Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Menage a Trois Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | |
| The Little Old Lady on the John Deere Tractor | The Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | |
| The Gal I've Got Lined Up for Malcolm Higgins | The Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | |
| Rice Cube, Rice Cube | Daisy Daisy (Bicycle Built for Two) | Traditional | |
| Keep Crackin Me Baby | Keep Rockin Me Baby | Steve Miller Band | |
| Homeowners are Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| You're a Vegetable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| E-Mail from Ensenada | A Letter from Camp | Allan Sherman | |
| Unopened Can of Spam | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| I'm Canadian | I'm An Old Cowhand | Bing Crosby | |
| Buy Some Toilet Paper Don't Make Me Use Leaves | Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | |
| Dough Ray Me | Do Re Mi | Julie Andrews | |
| The Way You Really Are | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| I Sound Like Mr. Ed | Mr. Ed Theme Song | Mr. Ed, The Talking Horse | |
| He Needs An Agent, Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Baby I'm A Walnut | Baby I'm A Want You | Bread | |
| Has Anybody Seen My Mal? | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | Billy May | |
| The Windshield Of My Mind | The Windmills Of Your Mind | Dusty Springfield | |
| Got One Brown Eye and One Blue | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | |
| I'll Never Step in Love Again | I'll Never Fall in Love Again | Dionne Warwick | |
| Cell Phone Song | Hello | Lionel Richie | |
| Degrease Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| Ode to Billy & Mike | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
| You Don't Have to Like Me Darling Starling | You Never Even Call Me By My Name | David Allan Coe | |
| Are You Loaf-some Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Ode to Phil's Fridge | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
| Tipsy | Misty | Ray Stevens | |
| Mid-Life Crisis | Cheap Sunglasses | ZZ Top | |
| Like a Chameleon | Like A Virgin | Madonna | |
| Cook On You Crazy Onion | Shine On You Crazy Diamond | Pink Floyd | |
| Melon Rind | Borderline | Madonna | |
| Baby You Can Bait My Hook | Baby You Can Drive My Car | The Beatles | |
| I Ain't Greasy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | |
| Delete It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| Love Enhancer | Private Dancer | Tina Turner | |
| Typical Whale | Typical Male | Tina Turner | |
| They Cloned You for Experimental Reasons | I Love You for Sentimental Reasons | Nat King Cole | |
| Crispy Chicken | Trashy Women | Confederate Railroad | |
| Golf People II | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| I Walked the Plank | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Say Bleu Say Brie | Say You Say Me | Lionel Richie | |
| Say Blue Say Green | Say You Say Me | Lionel Richie | |
| Angels in the Sky | Ribbon in the Sky | Stevie Wonder | |
| Summer Whine | Summer Wine | Nancy Sinatra | |
| You Don't Have to Slay Me, Honey | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | |
| If You Throw Some Clay | If You Go Away | Glen Campbell | |
| Real Fine Kissing | Reminiscing | Little River Band | |
| To Mal, You Scruff | To Sir With Love | Lulu | |
| This Song's Got No Name | Never Been to Spain | Three Dog Night | |
| When the Rolls Are Torn Asunder | When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder | Traditional | |
| Bottle of Beam | Bottle of Wine | Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs | |
| Standin' At My Front Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Pink Rollers | Green Acres | Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor | |
| I've Been a Duck Before | I've Been in Love Before | Cutting Crew | |
| Look You Have Made Me A Thong Hun | Look What They've Done to My Song Ma | Melanie | |
| Sunning On My Boulder | Sunshine On My Shoulder | John Denver | |
| Release Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| Whacked in Jail | Spinning Wheel | Blood Sweat & Tears | |
| Just A Toad Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| I Hate Escarole | I Love Rock-n-Roll | Joan Jett | |
| Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez? | Do You Know the Way to San Jose? | Dionne Warwick | |
| Gunpowder | Love Power | Dionne Warwick/Jeffrey Osborne | |
| I'll Be Treeing You | I'll Be Seeing You | ||
| How Can You Mend a Drunken Fart? | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? | Bee Gees | |
| Those Snoots Have Kept You Walkin' | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Super Stickin | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Cleanin' Up His Damn Floor | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| With or Without Girlfriends | A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | |
| Only You | Only You | The Platters | |
| Willy's Nose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | |
| He Ain't Pregnant, He's My Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | |
| Talking When You Pee | Talking In Your Sleep | The Romantics | |
| Tammy Faye | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Mr. Clean | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | |
| You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong | I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song | Jim Croce | |
| Wild Man's Ass is Ham | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Where is my Swine? | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Into Our Coven | After the Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| It's Gory | I'm Sorry | John Denver | |
| Rudy the Young Male Stripper | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Oscar the Bun-Length Hot Dog | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Run a Make on Me | Take a Chance on Me | Abba | |
| You Steal Swine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | |
| I Gave You Quite a Scare | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | |
| Thousand Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | |
| I'm Not Speedy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | |
| Cauliflower's Steamin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and the Papas | |
| You Started a Joke | I Started a Joke | The Bee Gees | |
| Every Good Bass Angler Knows My Name | You Don't Even Call Me By My Name | David Allan Coe | |
| Squawks Like a Duck? | Walk Like a Man | The Four Seasons | |
| Don't You Batter For Me | It Don't Matter To Me | Bread | |
| Seesaw of Your Love | Sunshine of Your Love | Eric Clapton | |
| Jack and His Jill | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellancamp | |
| Ode to Altoids | Ode to Joy (from the 9th Symphony) | Schiller/Beethoven | |
| At Thirty-Three | At Seventeen | Janis Ian | |
| Carbohydrateville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | |
| I'm Eatin Green Eggs and Ham | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Standing With His Winkie in His Hand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| A Visit From A Little Mouse | A Visit From St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| We'll Never Write Bout Sex Again | I'll Never Fall in Love Again | Dionne Warwick | |
| Guests of Mine | Auld Lang Syne | Robert Burns | |
| (I Hid It) My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Fifty Ways to Know He's Cheating | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Love May Not Have Hair | Love is in the Air | John Paul Young | |
| Self-Love Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | |
| Another Stick in your Craw | Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2) | Pink Floyd | |
| Sellin' the Clowns | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| The Juggler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Andrew J. and John Kerry | Ebony and Ivory | Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder | |
| The Knocker | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkle | |
| Lox On a Two Way Street | Love On A Two Way Street | The Moments | |
| Locks on a Two Way Street | Love on a Two Way Street | The Moments | |
| Jack Ruby Don't Take Your Gun to Town | Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town | Kenny Rogers | |
| What Boots Has Your Bed Been Under | Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under | Shania Twain | |
| (Not in the) Rose Garden | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | |
| I'm Not There | She's Not There | The Zombies | |
| Ms. Swiss Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Orenthal Martha and John | Abraham Martin and John | Dion | |
| Al Qaeda On My Mind | You Were On My Mind | We Five | |
| Gays and Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Just a Piccolo | Just a Gigolo | David Lee Roth | |
| Eight Plates a Week | Eight Days a Week | The Beatles | |
| HouseThat's in Washington | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| King of Landlords | King of the Road | Roger Miller | |
| I've Got Those Queer Eyes for You | I Only Have Eyes For You | Art Garfunkel | |
| The Kerry Pokey | The Hokey Pokey | Ram Trio | |
| Cook While Drinkin | Go Down Gamblin | Blood Sweat and Tears | |
| Stuck In the Middle, White Goo | Stuck In The Middle With You | Stealer's Wheel | |
| Long and Skinny Kind of Greeny Veggie That is Called Zucchini | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| Snip My Wire | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| I Want a New Bun | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis & The News | |
| Falsies, Matilda? | Waltzing Matilda | 'Banjo' Paterson | |
| Doctor Mai Tai | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | |
| Percolator | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Do You Wish You Lived on Mars? | When You Wish Upon A Star | Pinocchio soundtrack | |
| Norwegian Food | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | |
| Don't Settle Yourself | Consider Yourself | Oliver! Cast | |
| From Uranus Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| Someone Lucid | Something Stupid | Frank & Nancy Sinatra | |
| The Way You Cook Ain't Right | The Way You Look Tonight | Frank Sinatra | |
| E.T. Went Home | Sunny Came Home | Shawn Colvin | |
| We Took Your Head Off Of You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
| The Power of Dung | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | |
| Leprechauns Hate The Snow | Easy Come Easy Go | Bobby Sherman | |
| Mean Nasty Gumbo | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Back Scratchin' Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Off the Road Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Filed Chapter Seven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| They Can't Take Rights Away From Me | They Can't Take That Away From Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Full Moon | Blue Moon | Mel Torme | |
| Wouldn't It Be Rubberly | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | Julie Andrews | |
| Red Neck Tradition | Family Tradition | Hank Williams Jr. | |
| Giant Bubbles | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| I Lost My Dream | I Have A Dream | ABBA | |
| Avacado | Desperado | The Eagles | |
| Eggs Are Nice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music cast | |
| Pot and Coffee | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Fabled Mice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music cast | |
| Serpico | Edelweiss | Sound Of Music Cast | |
| Strange Dreams | Sweet Dreams | Eurythmics | |
| Miguel | Michelle | The Beatles | |
| Sweet Drinks | Sweet Dreams | Eurythmics | |
| Waiting on a Fence | Waiting on a Friend | Rolling Stones | |
| Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee | Ebony and Ivory | McCartney/Wonder | |
| The Everafter | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | |
| Michael Don't Bleach | Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | |
| All My Blossoms | All My Loving | The Beatles | |
| Nefarious | Aquarius | The Fifth Dimension | |
| Black Plastic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Flapjackin' Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Friends in Cold Vases | Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | |
| Gotta Big Head | Over My Head | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Yard of Grass | Heart of Glass | Blondie | |
| Will the Circus Be a Token | Will The Circle Be Unbroken | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| John Kerry's a Bore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| Take The Christmas Lights Down Bozo | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | |
| Driftin' Near a Rock in the Bay | Sittin' On The Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| Porcupine People | Rainy Day People | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Capitol Hill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| Pyre of Pain | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | |
| Martha My Eyes | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | |
| Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | |
| Windeeee | Windy | The Association | |
| Angel, It's A Pork Thing | Angel Of The Morning | Juice Newton | |
| 'Reverand' Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Lawyers in Lies | Lawyers in Love | Jackson Browne | |
| Troublemaker | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Lady St. Helens | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| Lady Manana | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
| Like A Surgeon | Like A Virgin | Madonna | |
| Flip Flop | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | |
| Free and Fine | Theme from Superman (Read My Mind) | Maureen McGovern | |
| Good Morning Martha | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | |
| Good Morning Martha #2 | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | |
| A Horse With No Mane | A Horse With No Name | America | |
| John F. Kerry | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | |
| City of New Dawning | City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | |
| The PC Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Velvet Dawn | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | |
| It's Not Easy Being a Bean | It's Not Easy Being Green | Kermit the Frog | |
| Can of Raid | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| Dead Folks Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| You Don't Bring Me Taters | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Diamond/Streisand | |
| Ohio Was Gone | My City Was Gone | the Pretenders | |
| Clinton Theresa and Johns | Abraham Martin and John | Dion | |
| You Can't Use the Dollar Bill No More in Cuba | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | |
| I Offed Him With Some Scissors | We're Off To See the Wizard | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | |
| The Wizard of IZ | We're Off To See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Merry Christmas, Starling | Merry Christmas, Darling | The Carpenters | |
| Sound of Moo-sic | Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
| At the Laundry | Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | |
| To All the Cops We've Called Before | To All The Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias/Willie Nelson | |
| Bottles on the Wall | Flowers on the Wall | The Statler Brothers | |
| Aniseed's Hid in the John | Abraham Martin and John | Dion | |
| It's the Most Wunnerful Time of the Year | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Johnny Mathis | |
| Your Money, E-Harmony | Ebony and Ivory | McCartney/Wonder | |
| I Threw Your Liver Into the Woods | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| The X-Files Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| My Favorite Shrinks | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| BVD's | Refugee | Tom Petty | |
| Give Em Dough | Let It Snow | Bing Crosby | |
| The Ex's Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| Stewart's Spice Fair | Scarborough Fair | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Stewart's Spice Fair Canticle | Scarborough Fair, Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| The Sandwich | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Tony Soprano | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| Beyond the C | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Beyond the Tee | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Big House in Alderson | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Rings and Fries | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| What's God Got To Do With It | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | |
| Gene | Jean | Oliver | |
| Itsy Bitsy Roly Poly Pastry That is Called Canolli | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | |
| To Play | Today | New Christy Minstrels | |
| Shake- n- Bakin' Carp | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Scarf Up Your Fare | Scarborough Fair | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Jack was Black | Black is Black | Rick Springfield | |
| Neverland Park | Cherry Hill Park | Billy Joe Royal | |
| Own Shadow | Moonshadow | Cat Stevens | |
| Arnold Reigns in All of California | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | |
| Goodbye, Work on the Road | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | |
| Daniel | Michelle | The Beatles | |
| Off of the Chain Gang | Back on the Chain Gang | The Pretenders | |
| My Dear Carnivore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| Each Day At the Zoo, Here | Every Day With You Girl | Classics IV | |
| Greenpeace | Greenfields | The Brothers Four | |
| Pot of Gold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
| My Lady Kenmore | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| Lady Godiva | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| Looks Like An Eviction | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | |
| Knowledge of Good and Evil | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Turn It Beige | Turn the Page | Bob Seger | |
| Mister Lagasse | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| When Someone Loves a Canine | When a Man Loves a Woman | Percy Sledge | |
| More Than Flesh | More Than Words | Extreme | |
| Pop the Magic Jacko | Puff The Magic Dragon | Peter Paul & Mary | |
| Two Bean Enchiladas | Two Pina Coladas | Garth Brooks | |
| Hello Martha | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
| My Favorite Flings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Blend Me, Crepe Me | Bend Me, Shape Me | The American Breed | |
| Zipper's-in-two, Duh | Zip-a-dee-doo-dah | Song of the South soundtrack | |
| Norm Bates Morning | Chelsea Morning | Joni Mitchell | |
| Shakes Me Up The Way You Glow Glow | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | Wham! | |
| Sometime After the Rainbow | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| It Never Happened | Worst That Could Happen | The Brooklyn Bridge | |
| What Life Is This? | What Child Is This? | Traditional | |
| Coffee in the Morning | Mary in the Morning | Al Martino | |
| Another Tick on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall (part 2) | Pink Floyd | |
| I've Got a Crocodile Heart | I've Got a Rock n Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | |
| Another Stick on a Walk | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | |
| Don't Want No Rock n Roll Parts | I've Got a Rock n Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | |
| Here Comes the Spring Again | Here Comes The Rain Again | Eurythmics | |
| Leek It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| The End of the Indulgence | The End of the Innocence | Don Henley | |
| Flip Flap | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | |
| Another Egg on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2) | Pink Floyd | |
| Circle of Sharks | Circle of Life | Elton John | |
| Wok of Life | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | |
| Old Man Liver | Old Man River | From The Musical 'show Boat' | |
| What Kind of Tool Am I? | What Kind of Fool Am I? | Sammy Davis, Jr. | |
| Al Not Sharpton | Alouette | Traditional | |
| If I Were An Alien | If I Were A Carpenter | Bobby Darin | |
| Lost Whale Theme | Arthur's Theme | Christopher Cross | |
| Will-a Smoke Be Blanca? | La Paloma Blanca | George Baker Selection | |
| Puffs of Magic Pope Smoke | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter Paul and Mary | |
| The Nose | The Rose | Bette Midler | |
| Tax Peeple | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| Legs (spider version) | Legs | ZZ Top | |
| Lady Piranha | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| Socket Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| The Super Wal-Mart | Abergavenny | Shannon | |
| What's a Loo? | Waterloo | ABBA | |
| Bless the Child Who Was Bleeding | Bless the Beasts and the Children | The Carpenters | |
| Elton You're a Bride | Judy in Disguise | John Fred and his Playboy Band | |
| The Slugger | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Fifty Ways to Flee Your Master | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Russ and Jim | Us and Them | Pink Floyd | |
| Put Put Put Your Ball | Row Row Row Your Boat | Traditional | |
| A Tongue Full of Sugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Julie Andrews | |
| Vidalia | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
| An Old Age Sign? | Same Old Lang Syne | Dan Fogelberg | |
| I Left My Cart in Downtown Reno | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| Garbage | Money | Pink Floyd | |
| Sea of Oil | Sea of Love | Phil Phillips | |
| Git Stacked | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| CAT's On The Highway | Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | |
| How Sharp is my Knife? | How Deep is your Love? | The Bee Gees | |
| Old Ole Glory, What's It To Ya? | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| Blue Cuban Taxi | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | |
| Terrain Damage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | |
| Pantyhose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | |
| Draino Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional Irish Folk Song | |
| Neverland Love | Never My Love | The Association | |
| Blue and Red | Us and Them | Pink Floyd | |
| They Want Gitmo Satisfaction | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| I Found a Finger in My Salad | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| SuperMarthaWillBeFreedRealSoonFromHouseConfinement | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Howard My Ears | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | |
| Barn People | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| Uptown Deer | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | |
| Juan | One | Three Dog Night | |
| Big Yellow Nazi's | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | |
| Magical Veggie Oil Tour | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | |
| Forty Goats and Twenty Moo Cows | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Dusty Springfield | |
| Ain't No Sensei | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | |
| Wish You Were Hare | Wish You Were Here | Pink Floyd | |
| We All Have Seen a Wizzer | We're Off To See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Let 'Er Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Here Come the Wrens Again | Here Comes the Rain Again | Eurythmics | |
| The Waste | The Weight | The Band | |
| Just a Tomato | Just a Gigolo | David Lee Roth | |
| The Ballad of Ted Clam-Up | The Ballad of Jed Clampett | Paul Henning | |
| I Want You for Two Sadistic Reasons | I Love You For Sentimental Reasons | Nat King Cole | |
| Messed Up States Song | What Did Delaware Boys? | Traditional | |
| Munnee? | Money | Pink Floyd | |
| Nix the Nukes | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Hey Jon | Hey Jude | The Beatles | |
| Architeuthis | Desperado | The Eagles | |
| Av'rage Carnivora | Abracadabra | Steve Miller Band | |
| Who's To Say | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Biters in the Barn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| Drawn By Weather | Come Together | The Beatles | |
| Cadillac Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Santa Claus is Coming in June | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Why Are We So Poor? | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| You Want a New Gun? | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis and the News | |
| No Hate in the Manger | Away in the Manger | Traditional | |
| Oh Tanning Balm | Oh Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
| Rock Their Boat | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Solitaire Card Hand | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| I Came Upon Some Mid-Life Cheer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Ms. Lee, Don't Wear Your Pants to Town | Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town | Kenny Rogers | |
| Live Under Rocks | Love on the Rocks | Neil Diamond | |
| The Devil Went Down to New York | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| Vegan Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | |
| Cream and Butter | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Phony Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Dam Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | |
| Tom's Pardon | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | |
| Vendredi and Samedi | Ebony and Ivory | McCartney/Wonder | |
| My Favorite Johns | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| If I Had Only a Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz | |
| I Saw Mommy Washing Santa's Clothes | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Christ Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Dead Man Riding | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Shiitake | She Loves You | The Beatles | |
| I Fought the Lawd and the Lawd Won | I Fought the Law and the Law Won | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| The Critter | The Letter | The Box Tops | |
| To All the Bras I've Loathed Before | To All the Girls We've Loved Before | Julio and Willie | |
| The Seeker | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Planets in the Night | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sex and Money | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Where Has Vincent Foster Gone? | Where Have All the Flowers Gone? | Pete Seeger | |
| Everybody Wants to Rule Their World | Everybody Wants to Rule The World | Tears For Fears | |
| That Dog | That Girl | Stevie Wonder | |
| That Frog | That Girl | Stevie Wonder | |
| Auntie Em | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | |
| Don't Mind Their Pleas, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Madonna | |
| I Feel Fleas | I Feel Free | Cream | |
| Maybe It Was Bisquits | Maybe It Was Memphis | Pam Tillis | |
| God Gave Something Back | God Says Nothing Back | The Wallflowers | |
| Broadway Loans | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | |
| My Cherry Armoire | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| The Scar Mangled Battlers | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | |
| Does Your Xylitol Lose Its Flavor | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor | Lonnie Donegan | |
| PokeBack Mountain | Wolverton Mountain | Claude King | |
| Starbucks Coffeeville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | |
| Mister Montalban | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | |
| Her Body Lies Out in the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
| Volcanic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Down on the Border | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Easter Day | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Whites in Light Baskin' | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
| Lone Star Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | |
| Sis Picks Us Limes | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Dick Tator | Sunflower | Glen Campbell | |
| Short Crim'nals | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| Get Baaaaaack | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| Everyone, Go to the Moon! | Everyone's Gone to the Moon | Jonathan King | |
| Your Bleedin' Heart | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | |
| When Yer Veggie Poor | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | |
| I've Got You Under My Sink | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pegged | Peg | Steely Dan | |
| Sometimes You Need Grub | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | |
| Poppy Crop | Rocky Top | Osborne Brothers | |
| The First Oh Well | The First Noel | Traditional |