Well, I can chug with all the guys till three
Still harmonize and sing, "Bobby McGee"
But, when those troopers stop and order me,
Can't Walk The Line,
Can't Walk That Line..

I find it very very easy to get drunk
And drain my "Weewee" even when it's shrunk
But, when I try to "Heel-toe" I go Clunk!
Can't Walk The Line,
Can't Walk That Line..

As sure as night is dark, I'm high as kites
"Please, Occifer" ..turn off them gumball lights!"
A stork, I'm not..can't stand on one leg, nights.
No nose can find
Can't Walk The Line..

The breathalyzer shattered when I blew
They read my rights, and let me read 'em, too
But when they said walk straight, I couldn't do
Can't Walk The Line
Can't Walk That Line..

They take my watch and personals, they find
They shove me in a cell with "Mad Dog Cline"
Then, say I've got one phone call, I say "Fine!"
Three "A" is mine,
I walked at "nine!"