It all began in Nuremberg in Fifteen thirty-two
The Germans get the credit for that Heaven pastry chew
The Bismark is the greatest treat a man could ever squeeze
On her top lies powdered sugar "Sprinks" - to give your tongue a tease

Upon one cold and foggy night from a bak'ry roared this grand
Now every doughnut junkie will know and understand
You have to sink the Bismarks - in coffee for a tease
Bite that bun between your teeth and your mouth will yell, "More, please!"

That famous German paddle flip now makes our life a plus
We gotta' sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, say, "Bring those suckers 'round"
When we get the Bismarks, we're gonna' dunk 'em down

One guy O D'd on Bismarks upon a fatal day
The Bismarks were a' comin' - fifteen put away
He fought to sink the Bismarks - lost his battle ground
When powdered sugar dust cleared 'way
His bloated body's found..

On lonely days and long beat nights, our cops are on the trail
Hunt for bak'ry crim'nals - a stake out without fail
They have the hunch and notion - some crook is gonna' be
In there to sink the Bismarks - then they'll get him, yessirree..

That famous German paddle flip still makes our life a plus
We gotta' sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, say, "Bring those suckers 'round"
Serve us up the Bismarks, and watch us sink 'em down..

These puffs are fried and they're flavor filled - with injections, every one
Like strawberry, raspberry, choc'late - whipped cream, or tart lem-on
So admirable is this tasty treat, no equal can be found
"Berliner" used to be it's name, but here, Bismark goes down

When anxious eyes are aimed and your pals are munchin' fast
You better grab some Bismarks, 'cause buddy, they won't last
This mighty German paddle flip is tempting as can be
"Sink The Bismarks" is the battle cry - that makes us all hung-ree

The famous German paddle flip sure makes our life a plus
We love to sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, yell, "Bring those suckers 'round"
When we get the Bismarks, we'll dunk and sink'em down

The famous German paddle flip sure makes our life a plus
We love to sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, yell, "Bring those suckers 'round"
When we get the Bismarks, we'll dunk and chomp 'em down