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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Need You Until The Twelth Of Never, And That's A Long, Long Time"
Original Song Title:
"Twelth Of Never"
Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"I Won't Need You Until The Twelth Of Never, And That's A Long, Long Time"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Hayes
The Lyrics
You ask me when I'll need you
When I need more grease going down my drain
You ask me how long I'll love you, I'll tell you true
Until Saturday night, then I'll be through with you
Don't come any closer, you gotta let me go
Or I'm gonna bury you under forty feet of snow
I'll avoid you until bluebells forget to bloom
Why do you keep wastin' your money on Estee Lauder perfume?
You're never catch me as long as my legs still have some spring
Baby, I'm the last guy on earth who'd buy you a diamond ring
You can only have me on the twelth of never
And that's a long, long time
When I need more grease going down my drain
You ask me how long I'll love you, I'll tell you true
Until Saturday night, then I'll be through with you
Don't come any closer, you gotta let me go
Or I'm gonna bury you under forty feet of snow
I'll avoid you until bluebells forget to bloom
Why do you keep wastin' your money on Estee Lauder perfume?
You're never catch me as long as my legs still have some spring
Baby, I'm the last guy on earth who'd buy you a diamond ring
You can only have me on the twelth of never
And that's a long, long time
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