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Song Parodies -> "Secret Spy Mail Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"Secret Spy Mail Man"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
You never thought you'd lead a life of danger
Every day this world keeps getting stranger
You just deliver mail
Now bad guys you must nail
Odds are you'll be 007 tomorrow
Secret spy, mailman
Secret spy, mailman
They've given you a mail bag
So you can play their spy game
Your worst fear used to be a Doberman Pinscher
Now you're in a real James Bond adventure
Just keep your notebook handy
You might see something dandy
Odds are you'll be 007 tomorrow
Secret spy, mailman
Secret spy, mailman
They've given you a mail truck
So you can play their spy game
Swinging by in your white mail truck one day
Full-fledged domestic spy the next day
Be careful what you say
You'll give yourself away
Odds are you'll be 007 tomorrow
Secret spy, mailman
Secret spy, mailman
They've given you a mail bag
So you can play their spy game
Every day this world keeps getting stranger
You just deliver mail
Now bad guys you must nail
Odds are you'll be 007 tomorrow
Secret spy, mailman
Secret spy, mailman
They've given you a mail bag
So you can play their spy game
Your worst fear used to be a Doberman Pinscher
Now you're in a real James Bond adventure
Just keep your notebook handy
You might see something dandy
Odds are you'll be 007 tomorrow
Secret spy, mailman
Secret spy, mailman
They've given you a mail truck
So you can play their spy game
Swinging by in your white mail truck one day
Full-fledged domestic spy the next day
Be careful what you say
You'll give yourself away
Odds are you'll be 007 tomorrow
Secret spy, mailman
Secret spy, mailman
They've given you a mail bag
So you can play their spy game
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