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Song Parodies -> "Is There A Visine For That (Part Two)"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Is There A Visine For That (Part Two)"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Drivers and texting, a cop needing shoeshines
Half thru a book, find a page missing two lines,
Horses with bad breath, ice cream cones that splat
I wonder is there a visine for that...
Loud talk at movies, theatre floors sticky
Wives with a headache when we want a quickie
Jerky zoo monkeys, mechanics named Pat
I wonder is there a visine for that...
Thin, doughy pancakes, no air in the batter
Bad hitten baseballs, car windows that shatter
Oysters without pearls, a kick from a brat
I doubt if there is a visine for that...
When a door's stuck,
When you don't duck,
'Neath an overhang..
Set for a picnic,
Wife calls you nitwit,
Grill you forgot to brang...
Bridge toll delays while some guy hunts for quarters,
Rats in the trap for two days, rigor mortis,
Jehovah's Witnesses, tight fitting hat..
Don't think there is any visine for that
Ringtones on cellphones, a hot knife in butter
Somebody sneezin' nearby when you putter
Shrunk rotten apples, a cat that won't scat..
Tell me if there is a visine for that
Sick the whole weekend, no doctors till Monday
"I'll call you right backs" who don't phone till Sunday
Twin gnomes at driveways, a drop in "Old Frat"
I'm certain there is no visine for that..
When a tent leaks,
When a door squeaks,
Floppy hanging fat..
Too tight parking places
Big thirst, no oasis..
There's no visine...for...that
Not a visine for that..
Half thru a book, find a page missing two lines,
Horses with bad breath, ice cream cones that splat
I wonder is there a visine for that...
Loud talk at movies, theatre floors sticky
Wives with a headache when we want a quickie
Jerky zoo monkeys, mechanics named Pat
I wonder is there a visine for that...
Thin, doughy pancakes, no air in the batter
Bad hitten baseballs, car windows that shatter
Oysters without pearls, a kick from a brat
I doubt if there is a visine for that...
When a door's stuck,
When you don't duck,
'Neath an overhang..
Set for a picnic,
Wife calls you nitwit,
Grill you forgot to brang...
Bridge toll delays while some guy hunts for quarters,
Rats in the trap for two days, rigor mortis,
Jehovah's Witnesses, tight fitting hat..
Don't think there is any visine for that
Ringtones on cellphones, a hot knife in butter
Somebody sneezin' nearby when you putter
Shrunk rotten apples, a cat that won't scat..
Tell me if there is a visine for that
Sick the whole weekend, no doctors till Monday
"I'll call you right backs" who don't phone till Sunday
Twin gnomes at driveways, a drop in "Old Frat"
I'm certain there is no visine for that..
When a tent leaks,
When a door squeaks,
Floppy hanging fat..
Too tight parking places
Big thirst, no oasis..
There's no visine...for...that
Not a visine for that..
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ROFL!!
The thrills are alive with the sound of 5s, wan! ;D
You covered just about everything. I would mention dumb bleached blondes, girls in Goth clothing and deep plunge necklines, silly car commercials that seem to appeal to idiots who drive like rebellious teenagers, etc.
Visine really got the "read" out on this one.
True story - No Visine for this stupidity. At work there was this loser guy who drank and did drugs and almost everyone knew it. He carried Visine and mouthwash to mask his symptoms. One day he wasn't paying attention or was too stoned to notice but he put the mouthwash into his eye. He had to go to the ER for treatment and it took almost as long to heal as his employment with us lasted.
This parody is brillantly played and most worth of high 5s. Noce work here Farce.
True story - No Visine for this stupidity. At work there was this loser guy who drank and did drugs and almost everyone knew it. He carried Visine and mouthwash to mask his symptoms. One day he wasn't paying attention or was too stoned to notice but he put the mouthwash into his eye. He had to go to the ER for treatment and it took almost as long to heal as his employment with us lasted.
This parody is brillantly played and most worth of high 5s. Noce work here Farce.
Oh, forgot to mention - this is a very clever take off on that Visine commercial. "There's a Visine for that". Great idea.
I need the visine now form crying with laughter at this gem!
Nice write, Sir L'Air! < CABO~WABO > for sure! . . . kinda like the insanity of Sean Hannity!
I've noticed you wrote Part 2 of this parody, but I had to read/sing Part 1 (from '07) before I could v/c so I could find out the connection. Yep, this tells all, all right! There should be a Visine for those things listed in your song. Another thing that came to mind that I would mention is: accident victims without police reports, kids who are caught between parent's arguments, and so on. Great job, AFW! Here's 555 pupils dilated with Visine!
Really clever with excellent n' creative subs... is there a Wrysine for that?
Hilarious, especially the quickie line - didn't know what Visine was until afterwards when I saw Guy's comment
Excellent write, but for all of those annoyances, it almost seems "codeine" would be more effective :-) Ivsine three Fives for you.
Another great write, AFW
wonderfully quirky
I like the way you coined the phrase "Bad hitten baseballs." Clever list of pet peeves, AFW.
A thanks I sang..to the Amiright gang...
Farce if you would please post the link to part one for uslazy folks who are just to darn lazy to hunt for it - thanks.
Thanks, Guy...here's the link to part one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/julieandrews91.shtml
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