Why’d I go and get myself all discombobulated?​
Woke up in the hospital, all trussed and intubated​
Happened as from window, when I was defenestrated​
Now I cannot see or chew and find myself frustrated...
Um? Rhymy rhymy rhymy, dumb rhymy aye​
Um? Rhymy rhymy rhymy, dumb rhymy aye​
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Once was I used my throat to speak – but mouthlessly, I’m sad​
I’d rather use me nose to breathe – the Doc said “That’s too bad”
But when I say I yearned to walk but pain sears through my toes​
“Cannot see how that can be - you’ve got none left of those”, oh!​
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Why’d I go and get myself all discombobulated?​
Even though was still alive, my organs they donated​
When I can, I ‘ll walk to lawyers, ‘xistence demonstrated​
I am gonna sue Doc’s asses, get me compensated!​
Um? Rhymy rhymy rhymy, dumb rhymy aye​
Um? Rhymy rhymy rhymy, dumb rhymy aye​
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I’d travelled all around the world, a window cleaning gent​
Was useful work and all would say "There goes good money spent"​
When sponges and my squeegees well I dropped out window, see​
I say me naughty words and then way out too far I leaned​
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Why’d I go and get myself all discombobulated?​
Guess it could have been much worse, I might have been castrated​
If found I was sans tackle, then would be aggravated​
But that would serve to please my wife who thinks it’s overrated​
Um? Rhymy rhymy rhymy, dumb rhymy aye​
Um? Rhymy rhymy rhymy, dumb rhymy aye​
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So how my toes had up and gone there's no need to explain​
Just summing up this parody, that toes verse was a pain​
But don’t you read too carefully or you will waste your life...
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So, why’d I go and get myself all discombobulated?
Why am I still lying here and long term I’m sedated?​
Why’d I go and eff myself and end up all frustrated?​
Super pissed I got myself all discombobulated!