She scrubbed up in the tub
And put a saddle on the mare
"Newbies" she's got triple "D"
I bought her a nice pair
I had to farm ten acres more
To make the payment down
On Boobies,
Don't take 'em into town..

She promised me I was the one
She wanted big ones for
I got my willie shot off when
They made me go to war
Though now, I'm not the kind of man
She'd like me to be
Her Boobies,
Don't need no company..

It's true I'm like a mannequin
With nothin' in between
But, I still give her love with some good vibrations
She knows what I mean
On Sundays, all the guys in church,
Like hound dogs, sniff around
Those Boobies,
Don't Take 'em In To Town..

She's leavin' now, cause I just heard
The hoof beats of her horse
When she comes back, I won't be here,
But, she'll show no remorse
They'll find me where I drop the gun
And plant me in the ground
Oh, Boobies,
She took 'em in to town

My Boobies,
She took 'em in to town...