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Song Parodies -> "Clunky Verse Wrenched Free Hits Droid-Man!"

Original Song Title:

"21st Century Schizoid Man"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"Clunky Verse Wrenched Free Hits Droid-Man!"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( instrumental intro )

"Thasss good -- I'wan' more!"
Euro-splurgin' -- screamin' roar
At bar enjoys a poison-pour ---

Drunky Thirst-Quench'ry Nipzoid Man!


Mud pack -- hard mire
Stalled and sniffin' -- fumes swirl higher
In a scent laced in fragrant fire ---

Skunky-Burst Stench'ry Stink-Soiled Man!


"Hi-Ho, Silver steed!"
Show is starving -- budgets bleed
Critically not acclaimed indeed ---

"Tonto's First Wench'ry" skit's "Oy'ed!", man!

( instrumental fade )
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Adagio - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Right up your alley...fabulous! I really liked the substitution 'skit's "Oy'ed!",man' for "Schizoid Man". Hehe 5's...

I've got one of King Crimson's songs coming out tomorrow.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny, Johnny... you've been licking toads again, haven't you? This was too surreal to have been written while not under any kind of influence. :-)
Stephen Harrington - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but an interesting read. 5s.
John Barry - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
The kings of neolocrimsons strikes again. . .fives again.
Ravyn Rant - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Who cares if it makes sense, it's a King Crimson parody! I loved the substitutions for the title. 5s
Lionel Mertens - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
boo
Johnny D - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Peter, Stephen, JB, Ravyn, and Lionel.
Agrimorfee - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
No worse than Pete Sinfield...heehee 555
Johnny D - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee!
2:49 AM - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome.

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