Song Parodies -> "You Wanna Be Like Me"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Like You"

Original Performer:

King Louis (Jungle Book)

Parody Song Title:

"You Wanna Be Like Me"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I saw Andrew Tate being described as "King of the Incels" on a FB meme, and this damn near wrote itself

Well, I'm the kind of the incels,
Stuck in a Romanian jail
I always say
That things are gay
And I'm an alpha male
I want be a role model
Exemplar, paragon
Sad to say that
I sound a twat
Whenever I drone on

[Chorus]
Oh, ee bee dee
You wanna be like me-hee
You want a bitch like me
Be rich like me
Tee hee
You see it's true
Losers like you-hoo
Can never be
Like someone like me

Now, I'm kinda scared of women
And all the things they do
Misogynist, you get the gist
(Though probably men, too)
I force 'em into sex work
To sell pornography
I'm just a pimp, a simp, a wimp
Hey! you can be like me

[Chorus]

They tell me it's illegal
Treat women as I do
You guessed: no jest
Bucharest arrest
Just maybe I am screwed
I'm fighting extradition
Back to the UK
But all these incels wanna be
Just like me anyway

[Chorus]
Oh, ee bee dee
They wanna be like me-hee
They want a bitch like me
Be rich like me
Tee hee
You see it's true
Losers like you-hoo
Can never be
Like someone like me

Can never be
Like someone like me

Can never really
Like someone like me

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Phil Alexander (the real one) - January 09, 2025 - Report this comment

Sod off. It wasn't "legitimate", it was pretending to be me. Why do you want to be me so much anyway?

Definitely Not Phil Alexander - January 09, 2025 - Report this comment

♫He wants to be like you...♫

(You walked right into that one.)

Phil Alexander (the real one) - January 10, 2025 - Report this comment

@not me: if he wanted to be *like* me, he wouldn't post under someone else's name, and he wouldn't post meaningless drivel. Kinda like the difference between imitation as a form of flattery... and identity theft :-)

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