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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Phil Alexander
A bio? I'm not sure that you really want to read my biography, do you? Well, in case anyone is that interested, here is what I wrote On my Bio. All absolutely 100% true, honest. Just like that last sentence.It's a scary thought that I've been writing parodies here at amiright for ten years or more, and in that time have racked up over a thousand parodies. And not just writing, I've been playing them, too: in the last few years, I have performed over 250 different parodies and original songs.
When I've done some thinking, I might put a bit more info in here.. like forthcoming gigs, that sort of thing. Come and say "hello" on Facebook
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Take This Job And Stick It | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 2006-04-14 |
| I've Got Body Hair | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 2007-03-05 |
| The Splitting of the Fellowship | I Am So Proud | Gilbert and Sullivan | 2007-04-19 |
| My Way (The Blair Version) | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 2007-05-02 |
| In The ICU Again | When Will I See You Again | The Three Degrees | 2007-06-28 |
| It's Small | NONE | NONE | 2007-09-22 |
| Dumbledore's Gay | Runaround Sue | Dion | 2007-10-30 |
| Hey Claire, It's Sylar | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White Ts | 2007-12-23 |
| (Used to be a) Rockstar | Rockstar | Nickelback | 2008-06-23 |
| Corruption | Pollution | Tom Lehrer | 2008-08-13 |
| Dido Dies? | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 2010-04-02 |
| Al Qaeda Leader | Purple People Eater | Sheb Woolley | 2011-06-27 |
| A National Anthem for Cheddar | Land of Hope and Glory | Edward Elgar | 2012-05-14 |
| Pole Dancing for Jesus | The First Cut is the Deepest | Rod Stewart | 2012-10-15 |
| Total Eclipse of the Starks | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 2013-06-15 |
| I Want To Make Love To You So Badly | NONE | NONE | 2015-12-30 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Thunderthighs | Wonderwall | Oasis | |
| Taj Mahal Tundoori | Hotel California | The Eagles | |
| Counting in Florida | Marching Through Georgia | Traditional | |
| Oh S**t | Witch Doctor | David Seville | |
| O.S.A.M.A. | D.I.S.C.O. | Ottawan | |
| Retch | Reach | S-Club 7 | |
| Sitting in the Dock in the Hague | Sitting on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| I Will Survive | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | |
| I've Got a Little List | I've Got A Little List | Gilbert and Sullivan (the Mikado) | |
| Hit The Prozac | Hit The Road Jack | Ray Charles | |
| -gina In Your Hand | China In Your Hand | T'Pau | |
| When Upgrading Windows | When I'm Cleaning Windows | George Formby | |
| Disobedience | Disobedience | A.A.Milne | |
| The Assassin | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Boyzone | Poison | Alice Cooper | |
| Salad Bloody Salad | Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | Black Sabbath | |
| The Snoop Snoop Song | The Shoop Shoop Song | Betty Everett | |
| Poultry In Motion | Poetry in Motion | Bobby Vee | |
| Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day | I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day | Wizzard | |
| Gypsies Tramps and Thieves | Gypsies Tramps and Thieves | Cher | |
| A Very Modern Major-General | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| A Plea For The Spice Girls To Get Back Together | Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | |
| A Little Stressed Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | |
| Shite Said Fred | Right Said Fred | Bernard Cribbins | |
| The Filmstar | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| The Reverend Tony Blair | Jerusalem | William Blake | |
| Orcsie Telves | Maresy Dotes | Traditional | |
| Are You Drinking Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Prayed For Me All Night Long | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC/DC | |
| I Hate Britney Spears | I Love Rock and Roll | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | |
| Diarrhoea Streaming | California Dreaming | Mamas and Papas | |
| Little Pig | Little Child | The Beatles | |
| Hot Dog | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | |
| Puff the Tragic Drag Act | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter Paul and Mary | |
| Tasteless Beers | Wasted Years | Iron Maiden | |
| Ann Widdecombe | The Wicker Man | Iron Maiden | |
| Where The Fly Sucks | Ariel's Song (Where the bee sucks) | Will Shakespeare | |
| I Will Drink Until I Spew | I Was Made For Loving You | Kiss | |
| Goody You Lose | Goody Two Shoes | Adam Ant | |
| The Final Countdown | The Final Countdown | Europe | |
| Goodbye To Rome Ants | Goodbye To Romance | Ozzy Osbourne | |
| I Wanna Be Like You | I Wanna Be Like You | King Louie/Jungle Book | |
| Porn in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Gravity | Tragedy | Bee Gees | |
| Parody City | Paradise City | Guns and Roses | |
| Tokin' in the Bathroom | Smokin' in the Boys Room | Motley Crue | |
| Because I Can Fly | Because I Got High | Afroman | |
| Drive A White Van | Ride A White Swan | T-Rex | |
| Whoever You Are | Whatever You Want | Status Quo | |
| Derek and Clive | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Andersen Consulting | The Duke of Plaza-Toro | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Crispy Aromatic Duck | Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | |
| Squish My Zits | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | |
| Revenge | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| Crap | Bad | Michael Jackson | |
| Bad Feeling | Time Of Your Life | Green Day | |
| Big Bills | Big Balls | AC/DC | |
| Crazy Knights | Crazy Nights | Kiss | |
| Out In The Fields | Out In The Fields | Gary Moore/Thin Lizzy | |
| Allergic to Cats | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | |
| SOB | SOS | Abba | |
| The Nostalgic Song | The Logical Song | Supertramp | |
| While My Guitar's Being Tuned | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
| (OK, so she's a) Dog | Nag | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | |
| Bare Celebrities | Bear Necessities | The Jungle Book | |
| You, Get Your Votes Out | Who Let The Dogs Out | Baha Men | |
| The Ballad of Shrek and Fiona | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | |
| Half A Brain | Half A Heart | H and Claire | |
| Go and Get Stuffed | When The Going Gets Tough | Billy Ocean | |
| (Don't) Bomb Iraq | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
| MS Oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | |
| You Took the Herb Right Out of My Mouth | You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth | Meat Loaf | |
| Rotten Old Dalmatian | Rock and Roll Damnation | AC/DC | |
| Portaloo | Waterloo | Abba | |
| Gravy Train | Crazy Train | Ozzy Osbourne | |
| Everything I Throw | Everytime You Go Away | Paul Young | |
| She's a Liverpool Gnome | In My Liverpool Home | Traditional | |
| The Profit Song | The Prophet Song | Queen | |
| Shitty Shitty Remakes | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Dick van Dyke et al | |
| I Only Want The Thing To Boot | I Only Want To Be With You | The Tourists | |
| Another Ego | Another Earthquake | Aaron Carter | |
| You've Got To Rig A Bank Sheet Or Two | You'e Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two | Fagin et al | |
| Script for a Jest In Here | Script for a Jester's Tear | Marillion | |
| Headlines In The Sun (the memoir of Puff the Tragic Drag Act) | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | |
| Angus Deayton | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
| You'll Never Get A Loan | You'll Never Walk Alone | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
| Tomorrow | Tomorrow | Annie | |
| Stoneage Scumbag | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | |
| Bad Constipation | Bad Reputation | Joan Jett | |
| Going out with a Weredoe | Holding out for a Hero | Bonnie Tyler | |
| Sixteen Buns | Sixteen Tons | Tenessee Ernie Ford | |
| PHB | TNT | AD/DC | |
| Portillo | Willow Tit Willow | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Now You Decline Me | Now You Remind Me | Nickelback | |
| Cheapy-cheapy seat-seats (or the troubles of booking with a budget airline) | Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep | Middle of the Road | |
| (Mammaries) The Way They Were | (Memories) The Way We Were | Barbara Streisand | |
| Sound of Sirens (A Blues Brothers Tribute) | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Quake | Fame | Irene Cara | |
| Disobedient Child | Deadringer for Love | Meatloaf | |
| We Freak Kings (A tribute to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers) | We Three Kings | Traditional | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| DHCP | YMCA | Village People | |
| Get Me And My Ego | Let Me Entertain You | Robbie Williams | |
| I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Pot Noodle | Pop Music | M | |
| Frodo and Sam | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellencamp | |
| Dear Buffy | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | |
| Whole Lotta Buffy | Whole Lotta Rosie | AC/DC | |
| Make It So | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Does Your Mother Know | Does Your Mother Know | Abba | |
| Test My Program One More Time | Hit Me Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | |
| OOPS, the Programmer's Friend | Oops, I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
| Latex Toi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | |
| Effing Snow | Let It Snow | Vaughan Monroe | |
| Mr Osbourne | Mr Crowley | Ozzy Osbourne | |
| Saddam Hussain and OBL | Mademoiselle D'Armentieres | Traditional | |
| Another Prick in the Lords | Another Brick in the Wall (Parts I, II and III) | Pink Floyd | |
| Chemistry | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Baddie of Choice | Weapon of Choice | Fatboy Slim | |
| A Few of his Ninety-Three Parts | A Few of My Favourite Things | Maria (Sound of Music) | |
| Walken in Batman | Walking on Sunshine | Katrina and the Waves | |
| Resolution | Revolution | The Beatles | |
| With Little Help From The French | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | |
| Hypocrisy | Tragedy | Bee Gees | |
| Spirit in the Bar | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
| Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are Brown | Santa Claus is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| Smells Like Methylated Spirit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | |
| Knock and Wait | Knock on Wood | Otis Redding | |
| Kiss Me Hardy | Kiss Me Deadly | Lita Ford | |
| Thing on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | |
| Go Strider, Orcs Must Die | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Frankie Laine | |
| Fnarr | Denis | Blondie | |
| George and Saddam | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellencamp | |
| My Preciouss Lies Over Eregion | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | |
| Americans Went In Two By Two | The Animals Went In Two By Two | Traditional | |
| A Techie's Lot | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert And Sullivan (Pirates of Penzance) | |
| I Love Scoobie | I Love To Boogie | T-Rex | |
| Lubricated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | |
| Who's Next | Who's Next | Tom Lehrer | |
| It Really Was Osama | It Really Was A Woozle | Winnie The Pooh | |
| Boadicea | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Sensibly Dumb | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | |
| We're Not Gonna Fake It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | |
| All Breasts Big And Bountiful | All Things Bright And Beautiful | Traditional | |
| If I Were The Dark Lord | If I Were A Rich Man | Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof) | |
| At The Count | In The Bath | Flanders and Swann | |
| Zola | Lola | The Kinks | |
| Strike Me Smite Me | Bend Me Shape Me | American Breed | |
| Acid Trip Machine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | |
| Smut! | Help! | The Beatles | |
| The Oldest PC In Town | The Oldest Swinger In Town | O'Leary & The Bards | |
| Real Crap Wizzard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Time It Is A-Changing | Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | |
| Old Age | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| The Ash Tray | The Ash Grove | Traditional Welsh | |
| Quiddich Is Stupid | We Are The Champions | Queen | |
| Another Bastard Spammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | |
| I'm Not A Total Wanker | Una Paloma Blanca | George Baker | |
| Dear Lord and Father of Mankind | Dear Lord and Father of Mankind | Traditional | |
| Mary Jane (Rollin' another reefer) | Proud Mary (Rollin' on down the river) | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Fridge Odour Troubled Walter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| House with the Rising Damp | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Always Lick on the White Side of the Stamp | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Eric Idle (Monty Python's Life of Brian) | |
| The City of New Orleans | The City of New Orleans | Steve Goodman | |
| The Genome Song | The Galaxy Song | Monty Python (The Meaning of Life) | |
| Try Contraception | My Generation | The Who | |
| Let's Join The Euro | The Time Warp | Richard O'Brien | |
| Bell-Bottomed Flares | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | |
| Piggy Miss Piggy | Willow Tit Willow | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Too Late For Lunch | Too Late For Love | Def Leppard | |
| N-Dimensional Space | Windmills of your Mind | Dusty Springfield | |
| It Sounds Like Bullshit To Me | Save All Your Kisses For Me | Brotherhood of Man | |
| Kev Bloody Wilson | Born Again Pisstank | Kevin Bloody Wilson | |
| It's Late (The Dead Parrot Sketch) | It's Late | Queen | |
| Isengardian Orcs | California Girls | Beach Boys | |
| Piss Lager | Dream Evil | Dio | |
| I Can't Find The Freezer Anymore | I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | REO Speedwagon | |
| If I Wrote The Songs | If I'm Not The One | Daniel Bedingfield | |
| Mend My PC | Under The Sea | The Little Mermaid - Sebastian | |
| Immune to Madonna | Hakuna Matata | Timon and Pumbaa (from The Lion King) | |
| Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| The Business Analyst's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Phil Neville Went Down To Porsche | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| My Brain Is... (Still Hazy) | My Name Is... (Slim Shady) | Eminem | |
| Killer Ray | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| The Nosferatu Song | The Hippopotamus Song | Flanders and Swann | |
| Frisky in the Bar | Whiskey in the Jar | Thin Lizzy | |
| Ring Questing | Star Trekking | The Firm | |
| Saddam the Psychopath | Nellie the Elephant | Toy Dolls | |
| A Roomful of Monkeys | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins | |
| Don't Read The Sun | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | |
| Twelve days of Broadband | Twelve days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Underground Loo | Runaround Sue | Dion | |
| Brain Glops Keep Fallin' From My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | BJ Thomas | |
| No Possible Doubt Whatever | No Possible Doubt Whatever | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Gondoliers) | |
| The Vet Song | The Jet Song | Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story) | |
| Shut Down the Server | Waltzing Matilda | Traditional | |
| Rum Rum Rum | Fun Fun Fun | The Beach Boys | |
| Three-Fingered Salute | A Four-Legged Friend | Roy Rogers | |
| Homerian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| No, It's Snot | Yes It Is | The Beatles | |
| Carrot's In The Thong | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| Has Anybody Seen Mike Rotch? | Has Anybody Seen Our Ship? | Noel Coward | |
| Coleoptera | Come Together | The Beatles | |
| The Battle Hymn of the Atheist | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| The Battle Hymn of the Republicans | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| I Went to the Opera | La Donna e Mobile | Verdi (Rigoletto) | |
| The President Song | The Lumberjack Song | Monty Python | |
| The Little Dumber Droid | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | |
| 'Time For Bed' Said Zebedee | Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | |
| One Would Rather Like To Be King | I Just Can't Wait To Be King | Simba (The Lion King) | |
| Lady Has Been Clamped | Lady Is A Tramp | Frank Sinatra | |
| When I'm On Adventures | When I'm Cleaning Windows | George Formby | |
| (Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Volvos | (Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Mondays | Boomtown Rats | |
| I'll Take The Piss Out Of You | I Get A Kick Out Of You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mango and Galliano | Mambo Italiano | Dean Martin | |
| Two Minutes To Midnight (The Cinderella Version) | Two Minutes To Midnight | Iron Maiden | |
| He's A User | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | |
| Dear Users | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | |
| Michael Howard - Tory Leader? | Purple People Eater | Sheb Woolley | |
| 'Postrophe | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Play You Some Rainbow | Cry You A Rainbow | Dee Snider | |
| Infected Ball | Dreamer's Ball | Queen | |
| Enterprize | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Holy Knights | Crazy Nights | Kiss | |
| Apostrophes contd. - A Few of the Difficult Bits | A Few of my Favourite Things | Maria (Sound of Music) | |
| I Want To Hold Your BLEEP! | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | |
| You Got Another Chin Coming | You Got Another Thing Coming | Judas Priest | |
| Be Our Guest | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury) | |
| Revelations - Tabloid Style | Revelations | Iron Maiden | |
| String up the Lawyers | Beer for my Horses | Toby Keith and Willie Nelson | |
| First Row Transition Metal | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Iron Man | Iron Man | Black Sabbath | |
| Drinking Beer | Running Free | Iron Maiden | |
| Stupid Love Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
| Box of Roses | Bed of Roses | Bon Jovi | |
| Fondle 'er - The Madonna and Britney Song | The Wanderer | Status Quo | |
| Rambo #4 | Mambo #5 | Lou Bega | |
| How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | |
| Burning With My Liteon | Sleeping With The Light On | Busted | |
| No más de Cervezas (No More Beers) | Como Estais Amigos (No More Tears) | Iron Maiden | |
| How Do I Spell Thee? Let Me Count The Ways | How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways | Elizabeth Barrett Browning | |
| Cashing in on Christmas - Understand? | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Ringwraith | Wrathchild | Iron Maiden | |
| Saruman | Delilah | Tom Jones | |
| I've Caught A Virus | I've Got A Feeling | The Beatles | |
| Brute Force and Ignorance | Mad Dogs and Englishmen | Noel Coward | |
| Crocodile On The Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Shooting Tsars | Shooting Star | Bad Company | |
| I Made a Tangerine Flan | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
| We Will Rock Climb / We're Wearing Crampons | We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions | Queen | |
| Smokin' a Quarter | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| I Hate Christmas Time | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| Dove Turds | Love Hurts | Nazareth | |
| Mr Bean | Killer Queen | Queen | |
| My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| In 2k ROM | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | |
| Seventh Piece of Pie | Seven Seas of Rhye | Queen | |
| What's a Pixie For? | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | |
| The Dentist | The Trooper | Iron Maiden | |
| On the Loo | Only You | Yazoo | |
| The Farting Policeman | The Laughing Policeman | Traditional | |
| God Help The Queen | God Save The Queen | Traditional | |
| In The Navel | In The Navy | The Village People | |
| Mild Kind of Shite | Wild Side of Life | Status Quo | |
| Over the Eight | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Enema of Fate | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Smoking Weed, Sniffing Glue | Knowing Me, Knowing You | Abba | |
| Cream On | Dream On | Aerosmith | |
| De Blogged and Ruddig Dose | The Long and Winding Road | The Beatles | |
| Find My Lambs For Myself (The Bo Peep Song) | Keep Your Hands To Yourself | Georgia Satellites | |
| Venereal Crabsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Amsterdam Stag Daze | Parisienne Walkways | Thin Lizzy | |
| Talking Crap | The Jack | AC/DC | |
| Where Has All My Data Gone? | Where Have All The Flowers Gone? | The Kingston Trio | |
| There's A Hole In My Data | There's A Hole In My Bucket | Traditional | |
| Pun, Pun, Pun | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | |
| (Janet put your) Bun Away | Runaway | Bon Jovi | |
| Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku | I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do | Abba | |
| MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom | I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do | Abba | |
| 50 Ways To Download Porno | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Minnie The Moosie | Minnie The Moocher | Cab Calloway | |
| The Eurosceptic Tango | The Masochism Tango | Tom Lehrer | |
| We Can't Lurk Anymore | We Don't Talk Anymore | Cliff Richard | |
| Farting in the Wind (Goodby Howard Dean) | Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean) | Bernie Taupin/Elton John | |
| Bush Gets Up My Nose | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | |
| The Report of the Iraq Survey Team | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Hey Boy Racer | Hey Big Spender | Shirley Bassey | |
| Yesterday's 'Puters | Yesterday's Papers | Rolling Stones | |
| Bush Gets Up My Nose - Reloaded | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | |
| Bad Sediment | Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | |
| Madame Cholet | The Ace of Spades | Motörhead | |
| Element the Eighth | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
| You Dork, You Dork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Lost In France | Lost In France | Bonnie Tyler | |
| Nauseous Queasy Feeling | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | |
| We're Not In Hove | I'm Not In Love | 10CC | |
| ****in' Robin | Rockin' Robin | Michael Jackson | |
| Food, Prepackaged Food | Food, Glorious Food | Oliver | |
| Dad, Peregrin | Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | |
| Why Do They All Go Together When They Go? | We Will All Go Together When We Go | Tom Lehrer | |
| Orthanc Fights | Summer Nights | The cast from Grease | |
| Should I Pray 'cause You Should Know | Should I Stay or Should I Go | The Undertones | |
| Maybe It's All Bullshit | Thank You For The Music | Abba | |
| Point out the Planets | Brush Up Your Shakespeare | Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate) | |
| Plagiarism Ho! | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| Sweet Plebiscite | Sweet Transvestite | Tim Curry (Frank N Furter) | |
| Redneck Motel | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis | |
| Maggie Thatcher's Loony Right-Wing Band | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | |
| Thank You 'Arry | Sanctuary | Iron Maiden | |
| Mcdonalds Takeaway | Hernando's Hideaway | Archie Bleyer (The Pajama Game) | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Pranks | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Maria (The Sound of Music) | |
| Musing on the Tragedy of Tony Blair | Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite | The Beatles | |
| Move That Biddy | Do Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | |
| Egg Fried Rice | Three Blind Mice | Traditional | |
| Mad Spoonerism | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Brainfart | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Wu Tang Clan | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | |
| A Few Of Your Bicycle Checks | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Maria (Sound of Music) | |
| Brownian Motion | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| Grease | Grease | Franki Valli | |
| What To Wear On Mars | Life on Mars | David Bowie | |
| Right Howler | Night Prowler | AC/DC | |
| Jesus Loves The Little Children? | Jesus Loves The Little Children | Hymn | |
| Parody Writers' Photo Thread | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | |
| Xenophobia | Rock of Ages | Def Leppard | |
| The Spammers Who Tell Me I'll Win | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | |
| Adieu Ron Ron | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | |
| In Vegas | Invaders | Iron Maiden | |
| Don't Bring Me Down (I'm allergic to feathers) | Don't Bring Me Down | ELO | |
| The Cat's In The Flat | The Cat In The Hat | Dr Seuss | |
| Goin' In The Bin | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | |
| Remember Hobbiton | Remember Tomorrow | Iron Maiden | |
| He Ain't Heavy (He is helium) | He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother) | The Hollies | |
| Tree-Hugging | Space Trucking | Deep Purple | |
| Related to Bud | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Dr Robert (Dylan) | Dr Robert | The Beatles | |
| Feng Shui Blues | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | |
| The Weapon Of Bold Knight Sir Farqharlot | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Always Evasion to Me | Always a Woman To Me | Billy Joel | |
| Floosie with an Uzi | Super Mega Fugly | Kevin Bloody Wilson | |
| Give The Ref An Eye Test | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | |
| Crap in the Kettle | Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | |
| Beaver | Fever | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I Saw Her Standing Hair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | |
| Oh, Car Alarm | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | |
| I'll Be Pinging Your Computer | She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain | Traditional | |
| Say No More Naughty Words | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Packin' a Double-D Bra | Back in the USSR | The Beatles | |
| Maybe, Madonna | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| I'm Getting Legless | I am the Walrus | The Beatles | |
| Alto Get Her Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | |
| SUV | TNT | AC/DC | |
| Blackadder | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | |
| Shit Power! | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Stand On Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Song of the Month | Herod's Song | Andrew Lloyd Webber | |
| Microsoft | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | |
| I'm A Cuckoo | Coz I Luv You | Slade | |
| McDonalds Waiter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| The Lost Votes Scheme Song | The Muppet Show Theme Song | The Muppets | |
| Vampire Blues | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | |
| Re-laying the Patio | Woman From Tokyo | Deep Purple | |
| An Undergraduate's Dilemma | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealer's Wheel | |
| Act Fatuously | Act Naturally | The Beatles | |
| A Nude on the News | A Day in the Life | The Beatles | |
| Michael the Right-Wing Vampire | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | |
| Drinking In A Bar | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | |
| A Policeman's Job | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Bart Fake Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | |
| An Easyjet Advertisement? | Herod's Song | Andrew Lloyd Weber | |
| Grump | Jump | Van Halen | |
| Pretty Fly (For a byte guy) | Pretty Fly (For a white guy) | The Offspring | |
| Maybe It's Because I'm A Geek As Well | Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner | Traditional | |
| Have a Tequila | Hava Nagila | Traditional | |
| It's 'e.g.' | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| # Sign | Hash Pipe | Weezer | |
| Who Wants To Breathe The Martian Air? | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? | Cole Porter (High Society) | |
| My Net Connection | My Generation | The Who | |
| Anagram | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| When You've Spent All Our Pay | When You Are Old And Grey | Tom Lehrer | |
| Drug Test Ye Winning Athletes | God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Lady Di, Madonna, Britney, Cher and Elvis | There's A Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's | Kirsty MacColl | |
| Bad Grammar | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | |
| Read My Lips | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury) | |
| Packin' a New SLR | Back in the USSR | The Beatles | |
| Jumbo Liar (On my Bio) | Jumbalaya (On the Bayou) | Hank Williams | |
| Take Me Off Your Spam List | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | |
| War on Terror | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Odd-ball Religion | Ol' Time Religion | Traditional | |
| Ketchup on your Cornflakes | Tears on my Pillow | Little Anthony and The Imperials | |
| When You're Trying To Fight (the Election Song) | When You're Lying Awake (the Nightmare Song) | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| All F****d Up | All Shook Up | Elvis | |
| Tell Me DILIGAF? | My Boy Lollipop | Millie Small | |
| See Your Chest | Be Our Guest | Disney | |
| Periodic Table: Group 7 - the Halogens | Scarborough Fair | Traditional | |
| Former Mr Universe | Master of the Universe | Hawkwind | |
| A Lamer Shade of Flame | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| If I Had a Hummer (song of the Republican Redneck) | If I Had a Hammer | Pete Seeger | |
| Pie-Eyed | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | |
| Michael Know Typos Galore | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
| Huge Basilisk | Smooth Criminal | Alien Ant Farm | |
| Dubya Bush | Big Bad John | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Sleepyhead | Motörhead | Motörhead | |
| Medical Science | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| If I Cannot Lead The Party Then I'll Go | I Don't Want To Spoil The Party So I'll Go | The Beatles | |
| Three Hunnerd Tons | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Sounds Like Disembodied Spirit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | |
| Help Me Make It Through The Flight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Collywobble Poodle | Polly-wolly-doodle | Traditional | |
| Hackety Hack | Yakety Yak | The Coasters | |
| If There Really Was A God | If I Only Had A Brain | Wizard of Oz - The Scarecrow | |
| J-Lo's Rack | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis | |
| A Waste of Money | A Taste of Honey | The Beatles | |
| One More Minute In Bed | One More River To Cross | Traditional | |
| You Only Die Once | You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Condoleeza Rice | California Girls | The Beach Boys | |
| What A Face I Saw In Cheeses | What A Friend I Have In Jesus | Traditional Hymn | |
| It's Coprolite | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker and the Aces | |
| 100 Years of L'Entente Cordiale | La Marseillaise | Traditional French | |
| 100 years of Cordial Intent... for Franglais speak | La Marseillaise | Traditional French | |
| All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | |
| I Rewired | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | |
| An Amiright Christmas Carol | A Christmas Carol | Tom Lehrer | |
| Somewhat Under The Weather | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| 50 Ways To Write That Program | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Flush 1 | Hush | Deep Purple | |
| Flush 2 | Hush | Deep Purple | |
| Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Bite From A Sun-dried Zuc | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| I See Kitties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story | |
| The Last Bus to Ealing | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | |
| The Ende of Days | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| Only a Tory MP | Always a Woman To Me | Billy Joel | |
| Granny, Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| Professor Lupin | Something Stupid | Frank and Nancy Sinatra | |
| Happy X-Mas (Mess All Over) | Happy Christmas (War Is Over) | John Lennon | |
| The Bush and Cheney Theme Song | The Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song | Waylon Jennings | |
| Quiet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Since You Been Blonde | Since You Been Gone | Rainbow | |
| Dihydrogen Monoxide | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | |
| Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Gandalf the Grey-Robed Wizard | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Marry that Date | Carry that Weight | The Beatles | |
| Throwaway | Runaway | Bon Jovi | |
| Saint Nick Nicked for Knicker-Nicking | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | |
| Twelve Days of Christmas Spirit | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Please Game Show Host Man | Please Mr Postman | The Carpenters | |
| Eat Your Lunch | Save Your Love | Renee and Renato | |
| Thank you for the Present | Thank you for the Music | Abba | |
| Ecstatic In Drag | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| What Do You Think You Are Bidding For On eBay? | Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler? | Bud Flanagan | |
| Men In Black | Men In Tights | Cast of Robin Hood: Men In Tights | |
| He Came In In A Nazi Costume | She Came In Through The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | |
| Ramadan with the Taliban | Hannukah in Santa Monica | Tom Lehrer | |
| Failure | Layla | Derek and the Dominos | |
| I Think I've Deleted The Internet | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | |
| Think (GWB's Second Inauguration Speech) | Think | Aretha Franklin | |
| Shoot... Speak | Toot Sweets | Cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | |
| YHVH | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ear I Grow Again | Here I Go Again | Whitesnake | |
| Strangers in the Night... Bang! | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| Blazing Paddles | Blazing Saddles | John Morris/Mel Brooks | |
| Gnat | Gnu | Flanders and Swann | |
| Mother-In-Law | Breakin' The Law | Judas Priest | |
| Springtime for Bush and America | Springtime for Hitler and Germany | Cast of The Producers | |
| Camilla | Thriller | Michael Jackson | |
| Smell Come Through The Plug-Hole | Welcome to the Jungle | Guns and Roses | |
| Messing With Your Brain | November Rain | Guns and Roses | |
| Now It's So Tiny | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | |
| Dido Dies? | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Look at me, Charles Kennedy | Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee | Stockard Channing | |
| Sniffin' The Glove | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | |
| The Radioisotope Song | The Philosopher's Song | Monty Python | |
| Headache Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | |
| Whale Meat Again | We'll Meet Again | Vera Lynn | |
| Crime! Criminals! | Chim Chiminy | Dick Van Dyke | |
| Jerry Adams | Doll on a Music Box/Truly Scrumptious | Julie Andrews/Dick van Dyke | |
| Binary's Your Mac's Back End | Diamond's Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| So Go To Hell | So Long, Farewell | The von Trapp Family (Sound of Music) | |
| Zero-G | Refugee | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | |
| Transvestitillation | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| Armadillo | Amarillo | Tony Christie | |
| Playing with Myself | Dancing with Myself | Billy Idol | |
| The Angel and the Carpenter | The Walrus and the Carpenter | Lewis Carroll | |
| The President's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Gonna Take Off Her Bra | Gonna Make You A Star | David Essex | |
| Knockin' on Heaven's Door | Knockin' on Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | |
| Pope! Goes The Conclave | Pop! Goes The Weasel | Traditional | |
| M25 | Devil Gate Drive | Suzi Quatro | |
| UDP | TNT | AC/DC | |
| Bills Bills Bills | Girls Girls Girls | Sailor | |
| I'm So Tired (of politicians) | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | |
| I'm a DD-Cup | I'm A Little Teapot | Traditional | |
| Quotes in Cod Latin | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
| You Can't Buy A Dildo In Texas | The Last Dance | The Goodies | |
| The Chain | The Chain | Fleetwood Mac | |
| I Love Tblisi | I Love To Boogie | T Rex | |
| Look It Up: One Hit On Google | Wake Me Up Before You Go-go | Wham | |
| Old Macdonald Wrote In C | Old Macdonald Had A Farm | Traditional | |
| Glue Your Toupée | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | |
| The Dysfunctional Election Spam Song | Revolution | The Beatles | |
| I Get A Prick Out Of You | I Get A Kick Out Of You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Round To Deliver | Stand and Deliver! | Adam and the Ants | |
| The Raving | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | |
| You're Never Coming In Without A Tie | You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile | Harry Connick Jr | |
| Drivaphone | Dicktaphone | Kevin Bloody Wilson | |
| Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Diamonds are Forever | Shirley Bassey | |
| Three Cheers For Jean | Three Cheers For Pooh | A.A. Milne | |
| Desecrated Follower of Satan | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | |
| The Simpsons' Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | Traditional | |
| Whites That I've Sat In | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
| Anthropomorphic Death | Locomotive Breath | Jethro Tull | |
| Mornington Crescent | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| The Techie's Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | Traditional | |
| Ol' Roy's Cowboy Housebuilders | Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy | Bugsy Malone Soundtrack | |
| Corruption | Pollution | Tom Lehrer | |
| Error 40 | Blaze of Glory | Bon Jovi | |
| Totally Revolted by You | Hopelessly Devoted to You | Olivia Newton-John | |
| Me Own Shampoo | Me Ol' Bamboo | Dick Van Dyke | |
| Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (An amiright t-shirt) | Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight) | Abba | |
| 69 | 39 | Queen | |
| A Rash of Caterpillars | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Traditional | |
| Hanging from a Lamppost | Leaning on a Lamppost | George Formby | |
| Vogon Poetry | Here I Go Again | Whitesnake | |
| Massive Scottish Haggis | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | |
| The Laws of Science | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Olympic Games In London | Streets of London | Ralph McTell | |
| Eat a Fajita, Burrito, Tortilla | Dance a Cachucha, Fandango, Bolero | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Too ****ing Stupid | Working Class Hero | John Lennon | |
| All Go To Hell | Bat Out Of Hell | Meat Loaf | |
| Killing Children (Wanton murder) | Merry Christmas (War is Over) | John Lennon | |
| Full of Smut and Porno | The Duke of Plaza-Toro | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| A Parodista, I | A Wandering Minstrel, I | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Up The Khyber | In the Navy | Village People | |
| Penniless | Penny Lane | The Beatles | |
| Who's Next (Conservative Leadership Contest) | Who's Next | Tom Leher | |
| Sesame Street | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | |
| Nigerian Spam | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Ytterby | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Abu Qatadr | Abracadabra | Steve Miller Band | |
| Totally Fissed as a Part | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | |
| I Shot The Tourist | I Shot The Sherrif | Eric Clapton | |
| Grow a Little Goatee Beard | Spread a Little Happiness | Sting (from Brimstone & Treacle) | |
| Osama B L | Cruella De Vil | Disney (101 Dalmatians) | |
| Snot Rag | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | |
| Building on Flood Plain | Walking on Sunshine | Katrina and the Waves | |
| See My Baby Drive | See My Baby Jive | Wizzard | |
| Stream of Consciousness | Across the Universe | The Beatles | |
| Heed Me | Feed Me | Audrey and Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors) | |
| No IntToReal | Run To The Hills | Iron Maiden | |
| Click Every Button | Climb Every Mountain | Julie Andrews | |
| That Wasn't A Fart, oh S**T, I've Diarrhoea | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music | |
| The 555 Medley | Various | Various | |
| We've Gone and Won The Ashes | We're Off To See The Wizard | Cast of The Wizard of Oz | |
| The Travails Of Reading The Quran | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | |
| Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn | Behold The Lord High Executioner | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | |
| Too Much Snot | Too Darn Hot | Cole Porter | |
| I Am An Acolyte Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Bleep! Old Birds | Feed The Birds | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| You Vivisected A Bunny | You Never Give Me Your Money | The Beatles | |
| I'm A Victim | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | |
| Fat Freddy | Black Betty | Ram Jam | |
| The Iraqi Democracy Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| The Devil Went Down To Springfield | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| A Policeman's Job | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Memory | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| He's Got the Whole World In His Strands | He's Got the Whole World In His Hands | Traditional Hymn | |
| Brandy | Sandy | John Travolta | |
| I Voted For Malcolm | I Got It From Agnes | Tom Lehrer | |
| I Ain't Been Ham-uh-let | You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet | Bachmann Turner Overdrive | |
| Godfather, Godfather | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler on the Roof | |
| What's In A Kidney | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| Meeting the Ringwraith | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| Whenever I'm Getting Laid | Whenever I Feel Afraid | The King and I | |
| Et Tu Brute | No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | |
| Knight, Leave Her | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | |
| Ain't His Glove | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | |
| Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Walkabout Phone | Runaround Sue | Dion | |
| (Another Blunkett) Peccadillo | (Is this the way to) Amarillo | Tony Christie | |
| Nosferatu | Desperado | The Eagles | |
| Driveway | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Less Bravado | Desperado | The Eagles | |
| Welcome to the Shire | King Herod's Song | Herod (Jesus Christ Superstar) | |
| The Emergency Call Waiting Song | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| The Euro-Army | The Folk Song Army | Tom Lehrer | |
| Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | |
| If You See... | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| The Splitting of the Fellowship | I Am So Proud | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | |
| He's Here is Hu | Three Cheers for Pooh | A.A.Milne | |
| Guantanamo Bay | Botany Bay | Traditional | |
| An Actor's Dilemma | To Be, Or Not To Be | Shakespeare (Hamlet) | |
| I'm Reviewing The State Of Pensions | I'm Reviewing The Situation | Fagin (From Oliver) | |
| The Ten Commandments | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Blotto | Jello | Spaff / Robert Lund | |
| Dad and Mommy kidnapped Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Johnny set a trap for Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| The Oil Depot Fire of '05 | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| Bought A Gnome For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Rudolph the (Radioactive) Red-Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| The Gamer | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| I'm In Debt | Be Our Guest | Disney (Beauty and the Beast) | |
| Moe! A Beer | Do Re Me | Cast of The Sound of Music | |
| The Mickey and Minnie Divorce Song (Feelin' Goofy) | The 57th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Hamster's Paradise | Gangsta's Paradise | Coolio | |
| Mr DIY Man | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
| With Me Bit O' Pepperoni In Me Hand | With My Little Ukulele In My Hand | George Formby | |
| The British Pint O' Beer | The British Grenadiers | Traditional | |
| Rubik's Cube: It Gave Me RSI And Tendonitis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | |
| The Turkey Song | The Chicken Song | Spitting Image: Philip Pope, Rob Grant and Doug Na | |
| I Can See That It's Died | I Believe I Can Fly | R Kelly | |
| Mr Creosote's Song | Herod's Song | Cast of Jesus Christ Superstar | |
| I Hunt Guacamole | I Love Rock n Roll | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | |
| Galloway, The Missing MP | Macavity, The Mystery Cat | TS Eliot | |
| Purple Baize | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | |
| The Baggins Who Carries The Ring | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | |
| Time To Get Rid Of You | Ain't No Pleasin' You | Chas n Dave | |
| I Know An Old Pervert Who French-Kissed A Frog | I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly | Burl Ives | |
| Abusive To Staff | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | |
| I Don't Like Sundaes | I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | |
| Addicted To Oil | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Parodies We Write | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| David Cameron | The Wanderer | Status Quo | |
| Oh, PHB | O Christmas Tree | Traditional | |
| Didn't Grope Yo' Mama | Gimme Hope, Joanna | Eddy Grant | |
| The Lawyer-Hunting Song | The Hunting Song | Tom Kehrer | |
| Last Night I Watched Fu Manchu | I Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | |
| The Tumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Weapons of Mass Destruction | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Cat's On The Keyboard | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | |
| I Predict A Riot ('cause of some cartoons) | I Predict A Riot | Kaiser Chiefs | |
| The MRSA Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Box With a Cat In | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
| All Your Fault | All That Jazz | Catherine Zeta Jones (from Chicago) | |
| Life In The Daft Lane | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | |
| Eight MPG | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | |
| Now I'm Sixty-Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | |
| eBay | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Met's Top Policeman | Death Watch Beetle | Eric Alexander | |
| Bizarre Mangled Stammer | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | |
| That's My Aim | That's My Goal | Shayne Ward | |
| The Demise of Communism | The Red Flag | Traditional | |
| Take This Job And Stick It | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | |
| Superstitious Minds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Why Don't We Stew Another Toad | Why Don't We Do It In The Road | The Beatles | |
| Truvelo | Angelo | Brotherhood of Man | |
| Walter's Done For The World | What A Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | |
| Foursomes Do It For Me | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | |
| Battle Hymn of the Church of Ultimate Naked Truth | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| The Lambeff Talk | The Lambeth Walk | Me and My Girl | |
| Undead By The Bite | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann | |
| Just a Hick Teen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | |
| Arthur Dent | Penny Lane | The Beatles | |
| Hard Rock Eurovision | Hard Rock Hallelujah | Lordi | |
| Helped Me Mate It With The Knight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Make Me Up 'Til The Gender Bends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | |
| Avian Flu | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochrane | |
| I Didn't Fart You Liar | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | |
| Blow Me Bleedin' Self Up?(Self-Immolation Anxiety) | Get A Bleedin' Move On (Self-Preservation Society) | Michael Caine (The Italian Job) | |
| Twenty-Four Pints | These Foolish Things | Frank Sinatra | |
| Three Lions (England's Coming Home) | Three Lions (Football's Coming Home) | Skinner, Baddiel and the Lighning Seeds | |
| You Can't Think That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | |
| Stairway to Heaven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| Ronaldo | Fernando | Abba | |
| I Ain't Got Internet | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachmann Turner Overdrive | |
| 40 | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Muslim Rent-a-Mob | The Urban Spaceman | Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band | |
| Bored | Bad | Michael Jackson | |
| Under The Knife | Under The Sea | Disney (The Little Mermaid) | |
| I've Got A Little List | I've Got A Little List | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I've Only Got A Three Inch Tool | I Only Want To Be With You | The Tourists | |
| More Than An Ape, Not Yet A Human | I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman | Britney Spears | |
| Subconsciously Wrong | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | |
| Greensleeves (The Runny Nose Song) | Greensleeves | Henry VIII (Allegedly) | |
| Donny's No Good | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | |
| Song of the Parasite (Feed on Me) | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | |
| Oh Bother, I'm Nearly Sixty | I Wanna Go Back To Dixie | Tom Lehrer | |
| Fry Me A Baboon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Ain't Going To The Vet | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachman Turner Overdrive | |
| My Way (The Blair version) | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Santa Claus Is Going To Jail | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| My Way - Or Else | Highway To Hell | ACDC | |
| My Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| I'm Gonna Vote (500 Ones) | I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) | The Proclaimers | |
| Boozing and Smoking | Waltzing Matilda | Traditional | |
| The Walmart Burglary | Winter Wonderland | Felix Bernard | |
| Ex-Wife Number Five | Mambo Number 5 | Lou Bega | |
| Santa Claus Is Dumbing It Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| Merry Christmas, Smelly Body | Merry Christmas Everybody | Slade | |
| I Got A Pot Of Chocolate For Christmas | I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas | Gayla Peevey | |
| I'm Round | I'm Down | The Beatles | |
| Your Round | I'm Down | The Beatles | |
| Snoggin' Dobby | Rockin' Robin | The Jackson Five | |
| Another Leaves In Disgust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| The Juggler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Cricket Outside | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| A Metaphysical Investigation into Decision-Making | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins | |
| The CBN 700 Club | The Castleford Ladies Magical Circle | Jake Thackray | |
| Stega-Bronto-Brachylopho-Anodontosaurus | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | |
| No Good At Dancing | Don't Feel Like Dancing | Scissor Sisters | |
| Fight 'Gainst The Might of Yahweh | Fight For Your Right To Party | The Beastie Boys | |
| Jigglybytes | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker | |
| Everything Shows | Anything Goes | Cole Porter | |
| Bring a Spanner | Sing Hosanna | Traditional | |
| Thieving From A Jet Plane | Leaving On A Jet Plane | John Denver | |
| When Iran Gets An A-Bomb | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | |
| I Wanna Upgrade To Vista | I Wanna Go Back To Dixie | Tom Lehrer | |
| Nailing Jelly To The Wall | Sipping Cider Through A Straw | Traditional | |
| A Comment on Intelligent Design | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| Farrago | Fernando | Abba | |
| Crappy Modern Art | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Quackety Quack | Yakety Yak | The Coasters | |
| Yellow Bird | Yellow Bird | Harry Belafonte | |
| I've Got Body Hair | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| (How did you) Get So Ugly Overnight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| The Nutritionist's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Armageddon | Amarillo | Tony Christie | |
| If There Only Were A Train | If I Only Had A Brain | Wizard of Oz | |
| Hamster Munch | Monster Mash | Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band | |
| Boring is the Budget of Gordon Brown | Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite | The Beatles | |
| Whatever Happened To My Arse? | Whatever Happened To My Part? | Spamalot - The Lady Of The Lake | |
| The 100th Let It Be Parody | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Prime Minister Tony | Dear Officer Krupke | Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story) | |
| Al Qaeda's Goals | California Girls | The Beach Boys | |
| Schtumm! They're Going To Get You | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Dorothy (from The Wizard of Oz) | |
| Sod It, Hobbit! | Damn It, Janet! | Brad and Janet | |
| New Labour Dream (Gordon is a-Coming) | Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming) | Melanie Thornton | |
| Be Jay | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
| Free Tits | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| If There's Violence & You Hate It(Blame the Games) | If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands) | Traditional | |
| Paris Hilton's Going To Jail | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| If I Only Had A Brain (Paris Hilton version) | If I Only Had A Brain | The Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz) | |
| The Paris That Sits In Her Cell | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | |
| Four-way: Three Women, and Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | |
| Rational Government Week | National Brotherhood Week | Tom Lehrer | |
| Big Brother | My Brother | Terry Scott | |
| Boozy-Woozy Floozie Ho (From Clacton-On-Sea) | Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy | The Andrews Sisters | |
| Come On Luke, Join The Dark Side Of The Force | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life | Eric Idle | |
| Khomeini Tonight | Comedy Tonight | Sondheim | |
| Medication Now | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| Addicted To Pies | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| If It's Trying To Sell Viagra (Then It's Spam) | If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands) | Traditional | |
| A-S-S-H-O-L-E | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | |
| (I Ain't Got No) Inspiration | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | |
| Ruth Kelly | Grace Kelly | Mika | |
| Tucking 'em In | Buckingham Green | Ween | |
| Bleah! Birthday Boy | Hey Birthday Boy | Spaff.com | |
| Drinking In The Street | Dancing In The Street | David Bowie and Mick Jagger | |
| Larry Craig | Penny Lane | The Beatles | |
| Be Prepared (The Scar Scouts Version) | Be Prepared | Scar & Hyaenas - Lion King | |
| Fag | Nag | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | |
| Bowdlerized | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| When I'm Cleaning Windowsâ„¢ | When I'm Cleaning Windows | George Formby | |
| Pet Rat | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| 404 | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| 404 | My Oh My | Slade | |
| As I Was Surfing, Here And There | As I Was Going Up The Stair | Traditional | |
| Buy My Black Pud | Bye Bye Blackbird | Etta James | |
| Thank God I'm An Atheist | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | John Denver | |
| The Flanker's Song | The Winker's Song (Misprint) | Ivor Biggun | |
| The Fundamentalist's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Whistles 'Cause She's Dire | Whistle For The Choir | The Fratellis | |
| Bum Hair, Lycra in Dayglo | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Take The Piss Out Of Me (Ming's Farewell) | Save Your Kisses For Me | Brotherhood of Man | |
| John Paul's On Fire | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Posted It On YouTube | Heard It On The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | |
| Ovens In Me Lair | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | |
| Carbon Is A Greenhouse Gas | Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Hi Natasha, Hello Gregor (Letter from California) | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp) | Allan Sherman | |
| Dumbledore's Gay? | Runaround Sue | Dion | |
| Monopoly | Dr Stein | Helloween | |
| Beagle Tai Chi | Eagle Fly Free | Helloween | |
| Song of the Fridge Penguin Sceptic | Herod's Song | Cast of Jesus Christ Superstar | |
| The Techies Of PC World | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| That's Bad Porno | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Me Ears Are Like Ice | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker | |
| Move Over (Alistair) Darling | Move Over Darling | Doris Day | |
| Hey Claire, It's Sylar | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | |
| Ron Paul Rally | Long Tall Sally | Little Richard | |
| A Teddy Bear Called Mohammed | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Traditional | |
| The Bad Habits Of Yours Truly | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | |
| Jesus In A Bun | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | |
| I'm Erect | Be Our Guest | Disney | |
| Twas The Morning Of Christmas | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | |
| Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable Now | Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now | The Smiths | |
| Someday My Prints Will Match | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | |
| Crank A Fella's Sock | Rockafeller Skank | Fatboy Slim | |
| All I Want In Bond Films Is Q | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | |
| Slayin' A Knight | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | |
| Dang! You Feel Like A Wookie | Man! I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| H2O Has H-Bonds | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | |
| Henry's Nose... | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | |
| Why Do We Have A Problem With Sharia | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria | Sound of Music | |
| There's No Plan Two | Me Ol' Bamboo | Dick van Dyke | |
| You Cannot Throw A Party | You Won't Succeed On Broadway | King Arthur, Sir Robin and the cast of Spamalot | |
| Pyongyang | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Help! | Help! | The Beatles | |
| My Fundamentalist Things | My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Alkanes | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Icky Yucky Sticky Crappy Seriously Pooey Nappy | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| Free Falling (The Bear Stearns Share Price) | Free Falling | Tom Petty | |
| A Typical Man | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | |
| The Greenback Party | The Folk Song Army | Tom Lehrer | |
| Arthur C Clarke's A Writer | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | |
| Sarcozy In The UK | Anarchy in the UK | The Sex Pistols | |
| Elmer Fudd on Google | Thank You For The Music | Abba | |
| Hot Rod | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | |
| Software Pirates Sony BMG | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | |
| I'm Not A Nazi | I'm Not In Love | 10cc | |
| She Misspeak, He Miss-Poke | Ob-la Di Ob-la Da | The Beatles | |
| Another Bunfight's A Must | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| Hooray Henry | Do Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | |
| Parisienne Wa?kways | Parisienne Walkways | Thin Lizzy | |
| I Believe | I Believe | Not The Nine O'Clock News | |
| Conway's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| The Night Santa Talked Dirty | The Night Santa Went Crazy | Weird Al Yankovic | |
| Algebra is Useless (Theme from M*A*T*H) | Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H) | Theme Songs | |
| Diluvian Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Piled Higher and Deeper | The First Cut is the Deepest | Rod Stewart | |
| Tranny's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| Not Spongebob Squarepants | Goodbye To Romance | Ozzy Osbourne | |
| Mail Them All When The Rapture Comes | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | |
| (Used to be a) Rockstar | Rockstar | Nickelback | |
| Another Kid Up The Duff | Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | |
| Chelsea Tractor | Chelsea Dagger | The Fratellis | |
| Jesus Set In Stone With a Hard-On | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | |
| Fannie Mae | Maggie May | The Beatles | |
| Are You Ready For The Rapture | She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain | Traditional | |
| Brush Up Your Scripture | Brush Up Your Shakespeare | Cole Porter | |
| Marching Through Georgia (2008) | Marching Through Georgia | Henry Clay Work | |
| Big Brother | My Brother | Terry Scott | |
| Could You Ever See McCain | Have You Ever Seen The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Plumber-Man Joe | Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | |
| Tina Fey | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Whatever Became Of Dubya | Whatever Became Of Hubert | Tom Lehrer | |
| **** Sarah Palin | Always A Woman | Billy Joel | |
| El Condor Pasa (US Election '08) | El Condor Pasa | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| The Maverick Song | The Lumberjack Song | Monty Python | |
| I'm Not Delusional | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| Gee Barack Obama | Gee Officer Krupke | Cast of West Side Story | |
| The Story of the Three Little Pigs | Another Brick In The Wall (Parts 1, 2 and 3) | Pink Floyd | |
| Vista Machine | Silver Machine | Hawkwind | |
| I Do Not Want Christmas At All | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | |
| Insidious Sound of Brainwashing | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| Porn in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Camp Obama | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
| Eight Babies - Eek! | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | |
| Insimianated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | |
| I'm Attending A Class In Aerobics | It's The End Of The World And We Know It | REM | |
| **** Gordon Brown | Sweet Georgia Brown | Louis Armstrong | |
| Leila | Layla | Derek And The Dominos | |
| I've Got A Little List (of new features for the new version) | I've Got A Little List | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Three-Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| 50 Ways To Leave High Wycombe | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Blame It On Obama | Blame It On The Boogie | The Jackson Five | |
| Only "Flu" | Only You | Yazoo | |
| The Banker's Song | The Winker's Song (Misprint) | Ivor Biggun | |
| MP's Expense | Mercedes Benz | Janis Joplin | |
| (I'm an MP) 500 Pounds | (I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles | The Proclaimers | |
| Play Fair Delilah | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | |
| Goodbye Hazel Blears | Candle In The Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean) | Elton John | |
| Falsies Brunhilde | Waltzing Matilda | Traditional Australian | |
| Snuffed It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| The House of the Writhing Nuns | The House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| The Perils of Overdosing on Kaolin and Morphine | Without You | Harry Nilsson | |
| I Got The Swine-Avian Flu | I Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | |
| Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops Sleepy | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| Toker Face | Poker Face | Lady GaGa | |
| Dear Diary | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | |
| Slack Plastic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Whining Scouser From Liverpool | Long Haired Lover From Liverpool | Jimmy Osmond | |
| I Only Want To Be A Jew | I Only Want To Be With You | The Tourists | |
| Google Is God | Breaking The Law | Judas Priest | |
| Y-Fronts | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| A Farewell To The Bush Administration | Be Our Guest | Disney Songs | |
| TLA | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| There's Never Been A Punk Rocker | I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker | Sandi Thom | |
| Another Vote | Another Girl | The Beatles | |
| My Bum Has Got A Bomb In | The Sun Has Got His Hat On | Cast of Me and My Girl | |
| Your Mother's Unsightly Bust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| Ahmadinejad Is A Jew | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | |
| Wrong On The Internet | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | |
| To Whom The Mud Sticks | For Whom The Bell Tolls | John Donne | |
| **** Me | Call Me | Blondie | |
| BNP | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Inedible You | Inflatable You | Tim Minchin | |
| Don't Sack Nutt, You Plonker | Don't Look Back In Anger | Oasis | |
| Alan Johnson | George Murphy | Tom Lehrer | |
| Al Qaeda Leader | Purple People Eater | Sheb Wooley | |
| Miss California | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | |
| Porn, Porn, Porn | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | |
| I Want A Rock | I Wanna Rock | Twisted Sister | |
| Bye Bye Dubai | Bye Bye Baby | Bay City Rollers | |
| Nescafé | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Condom Pack | Canvas Bag | Tim Minchin | |
| Zit On My Face | Sit On My Face | Monty Python | |
| Creationist Kent Hovind's Doctoral Dissertation | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Grit The Roads | Deck The Halls | Traditional | |
| Effing Snow (Reprise) | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Homeopathy Works | Tie Me Kangaroo Down | Rolf Harris | |
| Office Slag | Canvas Bag | Tim Minchin | |
| The Twat In The Hat | The Cat In The Hat | Dr Seuss | |
| Blue Pill | I Will | The Beatles | |
| Making Plans For Libel | Making Plans For Nigel | XTC | |
| Libel is the Rich Man's Friend | Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Hallelujah.. ish | Hallelujah | Miscellaneous | |
| The Devil Went To The Vatican | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| 50 Ways To Banish Satan | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| **** The Pope | Rock The Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Homoeopathy Week | National Brotherhood Week | Tom Lehrer | |
| Dr Myhill | Dr Robert | The Beatles | |
| Commie-Fascist-Socialist-Marxist-Totalitarian | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Love Me Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Buy My CD | Under the Sea | Disney - The Little Mermaid | |
| The Song of our New Political Age | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| The Things One Has To Do To Pick Up Girls | A Few of my Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Coalition Dreaming | California Dreaming | Mamas and Papas | |
| The Twitterer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| (Busking on the) Gaza Strip | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| The Striker | The Soldier | Rupert Brooke | |
| Bad Restaurant (Slime on my Knife) | Good Riddance (Time of your Life) | Green Day | |
| Our World Cup Folly Blues | My Melancholy Blues | Queen | |
| Are You Being Damned | Theme Tune | Are You Being Served | |
| Piles | Style | Miscellaneous | |
| Z | She | Charles Aznavour | |
| Dismembering A Zombie | Remember You're A Womble | The Wombles | |
| Hopelessly Exploded Too Soon | Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton-John | |
| Teenage Pricks | Teenage Kicks | The Undertones | |
| Don't Get Your Cock Out | Beauty School Dropout | Frankie Avalon | |
| Dissing You | Missing You | John Waite | |
| Asterix the Sell-Out | Chip Shop | Kirsty MacColl | |
| Molly Malone.. revisited | Molly Malone | Traditional | |
| On Kazoo | Only You | Yazoo | |
| Sympathy for the Pope | Sympathy for the Devil | The Rolling Stones | |
| TweedleEd and TweedleDave | Tweedledum and Tweedledee | Lewis Carroll | |
| PPE | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| New Generation | My Generation | The Who | |
| They're Smarties | We're Artists | The Antipoet | |
| Bad Case of Child Abuse (Holy Father) | Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor Doctor) | Robert Palmer | |
| The Ann Widdecombe Tango | The Masochism Tango | Tom Lehrer | |
| Forgotten Words | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | |
| I'm Bored (of all this royal wedding sh.. er.. stuff) | I'm Yours | Jason Mraz | |
| So Ashamed | Penny Lane | The Beatles | |
| Blatter, Sepp Blatter | Willow Tit Willow | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Bagels | Angels | Robbie Williams | |
| Womble | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| Goodbye To Donuts | Goodbye To Romance | Ozzy Osbourne | |
| Please Think of the Children | The First Cut is the Deepest | Rod Stewart | |
| Ain't No ........... | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | |
| The Battle Hymn of the On-line Debater | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| LSD | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| STD | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| I've Made An Airfix Model of a Supermarine Harrier | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Epigram for the Limited Extended Edition | Epigram for the Rings of Power | JRR Tolkein | |
| Pole Dancing for Jesus | The First Cut is the Deepest | Rod Stewart | |
| iPhone Man | Iron Man | Black Sabbath | |
| Justin Bieber | Foxy Copper | The Antipoet | |
| Nuggets, Quorn Nuggets | Willow, Tit Willow | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Big Bang | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Viagra | Delilah | Tom Jones | |
| Manna To Fall | Hammer to Fall | Queen | |
| Big Fat Dong | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| The Free Ai Weiwei Song | The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh) | The Tokens | |
| Another Post on your Wall | Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | |
| Super-duper gagging order sleb-rity injunction | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| It's Rule 34 | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| FIFA | Fever | Peggy Lee | |
| Taliban Porn | Runaround Sue | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| Point and Laugh (at Sarah Palin) | Deck The Halls | Traditional | |
| Dayglo (The Tour de France Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| I'm So Drunk | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | |
| You Fill In Your Census | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| I Will Be President (The Michelle Bachmann Campaign Song) | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachmann Turner Overdrive | |
| The Vatican Tweets | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| Tweetin' Pontiff | Rockin' Robin | The Jackson Five | |
| A Song for the Rings of Power | One for the Morning Glory | Traditional | |
| news.va | YMCA | Village People | |
| The Girl with Gonorrhoea | The Girl from Ipanema | Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz | |
| The Scandal of Phones and Hacking | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | |
| Twin Core Twin Core Little Phone | Twinkle Twinkle Little Star | Traditional | |
| Sneak (The Gollum Song) | Creep | Radiohead | |
| Why, Oh Why (The Daily Mail reader's song) | My Oh My | Slade | |
| The Circle of Blame | The Circle of Life | The Lion King Soundtrack | |
| London's Burning | London's Burning | Traditional | |
| Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Cast of Mary Poppins | |
| Jihad | Rehab | Amy Winehouse | |
| The Good Song | The Good Book | Tim Minchin | |
| I Twisted Earl (misprint) | I Kissed a Girl | Katy Perry | |
| *That* Kind of Woman | Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
| Thick Mad Nad | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Bachmann Tea Party | Boston Tea Party | The Sensational Alex Harvey Band | |
| Feeling.. er.. | Feeling Good | Muse | |
| Badger Cull Butchery Trial | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | |
| Living Dead | Living Doll | Cliff Richard | |
| Decade | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| The Children Who Listen To Tim | The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Isn't It Buggy? | Isn't She Lovely? | Stevie Wonder | |
| Prattling of the Parodist | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| Anything We Know | Anyone We Know | The Antipoet | |
| The WiFi in Church Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | Traditional | |
| Being from the Evidence of Mr Pike | Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite | The Beatles | |
| Urea | Maria | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Crashing Out Of The Euro | Holding Out For A Hero | Bonnie Tyler | |
| Officially Dickless | Merry Christmas Everybody | Slade | |
| Battle Hymn of the Republicans 2012 | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | |
| Happy Birthday (You've Got Older) | Happy Christmas (War is Over) | John Lennon | |
| Devolution | Revolution | The Beatles | |
| All Bunged Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | |
| A Song for the Diamond Jubilee | Superman (It's Not Easy) | Five For Fighting | |
| That Chord's Not Right | Sweet Child O' Mine | Guns n Roses | |
| Porn to be Filed | Born to be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
| It's the Zeitgeist | Mr Brightside | The Killers | |
| The Pontiff's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Conference Call | Widecombe Fair | Traditional | |
| Psychic Sally | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | |
| Love My Blender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Measles Outbreak in Liverpool | Long Haired Lover from Liverpool | Jimmy Osmond | |
| Barack Hussain Obama | Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| NCP | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Who are the "Music Publishing Rights Collecting Society"? | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Cheap Jokes 'Bout Yo' Mama | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| If I Should Diet, Think Only This Of Cheese | If I Should Die, Think Only This Of Me | Rupert Brooke | |
| Darling, You're Not Fat, You're Cuddly | Where Do You Go To My Lovely? | Peter Sarstedt | |
| Hello (My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die) | Hello | Lionel Richie | |
| I Bought a Flux Capacitor on eBay | I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas | Gayla Peevey | |
| Song for the Campaign for Real Time | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | |
| Pick Snot | TiK ToK | Ke$ha | |
| Ripping Off Poets | Hanging With Poets | The Antipoet | |
| You Will Not Solve A Murder | You Won't Succeed On Broadway | King Arthur, Sir Robin and the cast of Spamalot | |
| Don’t Put Your Daughter on the Game, Mrs Worthington | Don't Put Your Daughter on the Stage, Mrs Worthing | Noel Coward | |
| Stuck in a Dilbert Cartoon | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealers Wheel | |
| I'm Long | Your Song | Elton John | |
| Todd Akin's Song | Herod's Song | Herod (from Jesus Christ Superstar) | |
| Talking to a Chair | Living on a Prayer | Bon Jovi | |
| Bad Medicine (The Homoeopathy Song) | Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | |
| D&D | TNT | AC/DC | |
| The Colonoscopy Song | If You Wanna | The Vaccines | |
| /Censored/ | Seasons in the Sun | Terry Jacks | |
| Manky Skanky Tart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Facebook Me | Rescue Me | Fontella Bass | |
| Romneybot | Lollipop | The Chordettes | |
| You Shall Not Pass | Don't Bring Me Down | ELO | |
| eBay Song | Money Song | Monty Python | |
| Dead Ex-kiddie Fondler is Savile | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | |
| Silly Sally Bercow | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Dick Van Dyke | |
| Bye Bye Romney | Bye Bye Baby | Bay City Rollers | |
| XXX-Factor X-Factor Parody Parody | X-Factor Parody | Jollyboat | |
| The Real Dim Lady | The Real Slim Shady | Eminem | |
| I'm Beginning To Get Pissed Off By Christmas | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Traditional | |
| Crocodile's Cock | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | |
| Winds Me Up - Shut Her Up | Build Me Up Buttercup | The Foundations | |
| Let's Do IT | Let's Do It | Various | |
| A Spoonful of Shergar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| The Model of Modern Intelligentsia | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| All My Money | All My Loving | The Beatles | |
| Witchcraft Believer | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | |
| Chris "Scab" Huhne | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Shit Creek Survivor | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | |
| I Just Think You're A **** | I Just Can't Get Enough | Depeche Mode | |
| (I want a VDU) Everywhere | Everywhere | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Vicki and Chris | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellencamp | |
| Gonzo Porn | Golden Brown | The Stranglers | |
| Mordor Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Always Just Orc-Bait To Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | |
| *-*-*-* | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| All Grown Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | |
| Dacre is a Real Bell-End | Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| A New English Folk Song | An Old English Folk Song | Bob Saget | |
| I'm The Tweeting Spaceman | I'm The Urban Spaceman | Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band | |
| Yesterday | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Swivel-Eyed Loons | Runaround Sue | Dion | |
| Total Eclipse of the Starks | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | |
| Who's Next (Game of Thrones version) | Who's Next | Tom Lehrer | |
| I'm Not A Girl | Another Girl | The Beatles | |
| I'm Bored (Royal Reportage Reprise) | I'm Yours | Jason Mraz | |
| Here Comes The Son | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | |
| Don't Pay Back To Wonga | Don't Look Back In Anger | Oasis | |
| You're Beginning To Look A Lot Like Terrorists | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Various | |
| Cain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Will He Stay or Will He Go | Should I Stay or Should I Go | The Clash | |
| Wriggle While You Twerk | Whistle While You Work | Snow White | |
| I Will Survive (LARPing) | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | |
| Lady in Red (the prequel) | Lady in Red | Chris de Burgh | |
| 99 Problems, Football Manager's Lament | 99 Problems | Jay-Z | |
| (Not) Lazy, he's Dead | Lady In Red | Chris de Burgh | |
| Low Jeans | Jolene | Dolly Parton | |
| I'm Not Going Naked | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | |
| Rudolf the Red-Nosed AT-AT | Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Have Yourself A Petty, Bitchy Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Day Trip To Mordor | Day Trip To Bangor | Fiddler's Dram | |
| Ho-Body Gnome | Nobody Home | Pink Floyd | |
| Chris Christie | The Jean Genie | David Bowie | |
| Deck the House (with LED lights) | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| I Wanna Be Like You (Pekingese Song) | I Wanna Be Like You (King Louie's Song) | Phil Harris / Jungle Book | |
| I'm Blaming Gays | It's Raining Men | The Weather Girls | |
| Every Cloud Has Its Thorn | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | |
| Crap in my Beard | Tracks of my Tears | The Miracles | |
| I've Farted | We're Artists | The Antipoet | |
| I Am A Former Kiddie Star, Now A Hormonal Teenager | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Wrecking Balls | Wrecking Ball | Miley Cyrus | |
| Hell, No | Hello | Lionel Richie | |
| If You Parody This Song | If You're Happy And You Know It | Traditional | |
| Livin' La Vida Lannister | Livin' La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | |
| Dogshit on a Shoe (Goodbye Freddie Phelps) | Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean) | Elton John | |
| Embracing the Suck | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Making Coleslaw | Breaking the Law | Judas Priest | |
| Leviticus, it's Batshit Crazy | Lydia, The Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Clegane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| One Again! One Again! | On Again! On Again! | Jake Thackray | |
| Channel-Hopping | Cherrypicking | The Caution Horses | |
| Long Tall Latte | Long Tall Sally | Little Richard | |
| Diplomatic Genius | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | |
| Götze | Gertcha | Chas n Dave | |
| 'Twas A Jest | Be Our Guest | Disney Songs | |
| The Censor | The General | Siegfried Sassoon | |
| 59th Operation Yewtree Arrest Song (Feelin' Groupies) | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Shooting Guns | Stealing Food | Jay Foreman | |
| Ice Bucket Challenge | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| What Next? | Who's Next? | Tom Lehrer | |
| Voting 1s | Stealing Food | Jay Foreman | |
| There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISIS | Chip Shop | Kirsty MacColl | |
| Pizza In The Freezer | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | |
| Happy Birthday To You (Curmudgeon's Mix) | Happy Birthday To You | Traditional | |
| (Legal) Parody | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Muslims | Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans | Noel Coward | |
| 95 | 9 to 5 | Dolly Parton | |
| UKIP Calypso - a parody | UKIP Calypso | Mike Read | |
| Money for Nothing - Homoeopathy Version | Money for Nothing | Dire Straits | |
| I've Only Got A Beef With YOU | I Only Want To Be With You | Dusty Springfield | |
| It Makes A Fella Proud To Fight For ISIS | It Makes A Fella Proud To Be A Soldier | Tom Lehrer | |
| ALL IN UPPER CASE | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
| STI Problems (and an itchy bum) | 99 Problems | Jay-Z | |
| Twits Vote For The UKIP | Tiptoe Through The Tulips | Tiny Tim | |
| Episode VII | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| Getting Old | Let It Go | Idina Menzel | |
| n d.p. of pi | Seven Seas of Rhye | Queen | |
| Coalition Double Feature | Science Fiction Double Feature | Richard O'Brien | |
| Vote Me! For UKIP | Time Warp | Richard O'Brien and the cast of RHPS | |
| Impeach Obama | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| Vlad | Bad | Michael Jackson | |
| Talking to a Chair | Livin' On A Prayer | Bon Jovi | |
| Talk In Valyrian | Walk Like an Egyptian | The Bangles | |
| Cabernet | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| I Object | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lans | |
| Trending | Sailing | Rod Stewart | |
| The Satnav Song | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | |
| I'm Richard III I Am | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Sepp Blatter | My Brother | Terry Scott | |
| Goat Riders In Disguise | Ghost Riders In The Sky | Johnny Cash | |
| I Used To Love Her (When I'd Had Tequila) | I Used To Love Her | Guns n Roses | |
| The Flyerer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| Glastonburian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Kanye West | |
| Joe Root | Jolene | Dolly Parton | |
| Starvin' In The Third World | Rockin' In The Free World | Neil Young | |
| Republican | Revolution | The Beatles | |
| It's So Sad | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | |
| Market Crash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | |
| The Kop Want Klopp | The Cat Came Back | Various | |
| Mr Growley | Mr Crowley | Ozzy Osbourne | |
| Shane Macgowan's Teeth | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | |
| Ferret in a Brothel | Message In A Bottle | The Police | |
| Donald for President | Nellie the Elephant | Toy Dolls | |
| Lettings Agent Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Syria | Lydia The Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Born In The USA (..as Trump finally admits) | Born In The USA | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Hillary | Prince Ali | Disney's Aladdin | |
| Welease Woger | Please Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| The Ballad of Barry And Freda Election 2016 | The Ballad of Barry And Freda (aka Let's Do It) | Victoria Wood | |
| Hillary Rodham Clinton | Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Reviewing The Situation (of Brexit) | Reviewing The Situation | Fagin (from Oliver) | |
| Draining the Swamp | Breaking the Law | Judas Priest | |
| A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp) | Allan Sherman | |
| Fly United | In The Navy | Village People | |
| Macron | Gaston | Cast of Beauty and the Beast | |
| Impeachment Seems To Be The Hardest Word | Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word | Elton John | |
| I Believe | I Believe | Cast of The Book of Mormon | |
| Alternative Facts | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| Covfefe | Fernando | ABBA | |
| Chris Christie | Jean Genie | David Bowie | |
| Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists | Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans | Noel Coward | |
| Give a Little Frack | Give a Little Love | Cast of Bugsy Malone | |
| Near Bald | Keelhauled | Alestorm | |
| My Mama's Head | My Mama Said | ABBA | |
| The Ballad of Donald and Stormy | The Ballad of Barry And Freda | Victoria Wood | |
| The Future of Reality TV | Octopus's Garden | The Beatles | |
| Only April Foolery | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | |
| The Cambridge Analytica Song | The Major General Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| It's 5G | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Stay Alert | Be Our Guest | Disney Songs | |
| Does Anybody Still Believe In Donald Trump? | Vera | Pink Floyd | |
| Bye, Mr Tangerine Man | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
| I'm Not A Cat | I'm Not In Love | 10cc | |
| Counterfeit Biden | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Paper Bag Lighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Be Prepared (the Trump rally speech) | Be Prepared | The Lion Ling | |
| The Neo-Nazi's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Boris (The Dodgiest PM in the West) | Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) | Benny Hill | |
| The (Worried Russian) | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Under the Sea | Under the Sea | Disney (The Little Mermaid) | |
| Won't Stop Believin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | |
| It's Reigning Men | It's Raining Men | The Weather Girls | |
| Rishi | Mickey | Toni Basil | |
| Speaker of the House | Master of the House | Cast of Les Miserables | |
| The Hobbit of Bag End | The Fresh Prince of Bel Air | Will Smith | |
| Donald Trump Is Going To Jail | Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town | Bing Crosby | |
| Stand By Ukraine | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| The Nathan (Poe's Law) | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | |
| Adieu Ron Ron | Da Doo Ron Ron | The Crystals | |
| Matamata Matter | My Eyes Are Fully Open | Cast of Ruddigore | |
| G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | |
| JD Vance | Be Our Guest | Cast of Beauty and the Beast | |
| Dementia Don | Runaround Sue | Dion | |
| The Cat Came Back | The Cat Came Back | Miscellaneous | |
| 50 Ways To Eat Your Lover | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Perp'll Reign | Purple Rain | Prince |