-> "Barack"
Original Song Title:
"Suzanne"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Barack"
The Lyrics
Barack took an oath, then he sold us down the river
You can hear the falsehoods fly
He will spend the country bankrupt
But the public was half crazy
And that's why they voted for him
So he'd feed them all on food stamps
Paid with borrowed funds from China
And just when you try to tell him
That you have no more to live on
He saddles you with Health Care
And he lets Pelosi grumble
That you've always been a racist
And you wish you could impeach him
Wish that you could turn back time
Before he made you trust him
Speaking from his teleprompter to your mind
Mohammed was a prophet
From a land with little water
And fanatics still invoke him
When they pillage, rape and slaughter
And if he'd known for certain
Just how violent men would use them
Could he have changed his verses
So that they would not abuse them
All God's commandments broken
Soon the Earth will burst asunder
The power of the atom
Will leave not standing stone upon a stone
We're supposed to understand them
We're supposed to sympathize
But it's so damned hard to trust them
When you've seen the falling towers with your eyes
To Barack stretch your hand
He is such a gracious giver
And we eat our daily dinner
At Salvation Army kitchens
And our wealth still flows like honey
To the Wall Street money changers
While we scavenge through the garbage
And compete for scraps with strangers
There are soldiers in the graveyards
There are children never borning
Men are reaching out for jobs
But they'll be unemployed forever
While Barack dangles favors
But the sheeple still adore him
There are those who follow blind
But you know you dare not trust him
For he seeks not just your body, but your mind
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