-> "So Long Jerry Scam"
Original Song Title:
"So Long Marianne"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"So Long Jerry Scam"
The Lyrics
He loves to look through windows and see his darling
Who's lounging in another's arms
She is gittin' it on real strong with the pool boy
By their actions his eyes are charmed
So much for marryin'
Because she's carryin' on with
A guy who's spry and pries her thighs sans tarryin'
Well you know that he loves to git a view
Of every single grope and feel and touch
When Jerry's prayin' to the angels
We wonder if he dwells on this very much
So much for marryin'
Because she's carryin' on with
A guy who's who plies Jer's eyes with sights so very sin
They met the pool boy who was hung
Deep inside her he then parked
Jerry got hot as he sat there to view their tricks
His voyeuristic lust was sparked
But later Jerry ran
To find more ven'ry an' to bang
That's why we spied them smiling, both with untied pants
This lecher told his flock they should take a vow
To love their spouses alone
Meanwhile his philandering didn't start to ebb
As he was shtupping one not from his home
But later Jerry ran
Into trouble, this man, a sap
Was plying lies, spying, his pine inside his tramp's span
So, exposed were his hidden loves
And the board saw how far he had strayed
His excuses were extremely spurious
They said "An exit must be made"
So, so long Jerry scam
He's going on the lam for slams
And eyes that spied on guy twixt thighs of his wife's gams
The board said to Jerry "You're pretty dumb"!
"Another scandal, and you've shamed your name again
So now you're gonna have to be outside
'cause windows you were lookin' in"
So, so long Jerry scam
It's yourself you have damned with pants
Untied, you lied and eyed the pool guy stickin' ma'am
Oh so wrong, Jerry's gland's
Where it should not have spanned, that gap
Guy's slide inside, now bides time outside on the lam
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