Well, my ex was..a gold digger's daughter
Gold's her trademark, and real good her mama taught her
She was sneaky and uncouth,
Even dug out my one solid gold tooth
I'm wishin' now, that I had never saw her..

Her mama was well known in Kentucky circles
She, too, was a famous gold diggin' queen
Drove to bankruptcy, seven men,
Just let 'em tarnish with her golden yen
A bigger gold digger - Louisville had never seen one

Rings on my ex-es fingers flashed like the jewelry stores
Drove gold Cad'llacs - I even bought her gold s'mores
She reversed my bank accounts
They became arrear amounts..
She even sucked..the gold sweat from my pores

Lost the farm and fields, where golden corn grew so fair
And lost a fine race horse, palomino Derby mare
She bought out every catalog,
Rippin' cash, like bark from a log
Till I found the twi-light and sank her golden sun there

Yes, my ex was a gold digger's daughter
Used to wash away money, just like it was water
She could sniff gold for a mile,
I still miss my bright golden smile,
(But) this divorce subpoena's the best darn thing I bought her