-> "7/7 WAS..."
Original Song Title:
"7 AND 7 IS..."
Parody Song Title:
"7/7 WAS..."
The Lyrics
[Hard driving rock intro to...]
When I was a boy I heard about belief in this "Islam"
I'd sit inside a prayer mosque and listen to a blind imam
He intoned of doom and violence in some future day to come
Didn't know that I would be the one bearing bombs, they'd go
BOOOMM...and would rip folks to shreds
[Hard Driving Instrumental Break]
I believed that imam because folks told me that he was wise
My faith learned in "Madrassas"; didn't know it was all lies
I was told that suicide would be my only path to grace
"Wrong" was told me as if "Right"; now I explode this bomb
BOOOMM...and leave so many dead
[Hard driving Instrumental to...]
One...
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Three...
FOUR!!!!
[Hard Driving instrumental building to...]
(BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!)
{That does not do Justice to the Sounds & Fury of the MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS in the London "Tube" and ill-fated Bus}
[Fading to quiet, solemn grave-site memorial scenes with only
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the soft squalls of gulls soaring above, headed to the sea]
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p~e~a~c~e
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