Plotting sneaky clowns (plotting, sneaking ’round)
await big payday (for their big payday).
Dish out BS talk (spit out BS talk)…
word-salad buffet (weasel-words buffet).
People have been warned (frequently they’re warned)
That THEY’ll have to pay.

California schemin’ (California schemin’).
A con is on the way.

Be left in the lurch,
those on whom they prey,
but some don’t see through the sleaze (cloaked is lots of sleaze)
that is coming their way (before long, too late).
What’s being preached is pure fool’s gold (people have been sold).
The thing’s a big charade (a con-job parade).

California schemin’ (California schemin’)
by con artists that prey.

Folks will be let down (gonna be let down)
when they have to pay (they will have to pay).
Because it’s a crock (it’s a BS crock),
most of what schemers say (schemers don’t truth-say).
This grand plan is smelly (the plan’s pretty smelly).
What’s the takeaway?
The plan’s now at bay.

California schemin’ (California schemin’)
they couldn’t have their way (California schemin’).
They’ll try another day (Californians schemin’).
Those who are prey will pay.