Smearing them around,
smearing all around…
figurative way,
not literal way.
Mainly senseless schlock—
ain’t how mensches talk.
Happens every day
and won’t go away.
It’s a witless for’m,
digital sh*tstorm
that is on display
to many’s dismay.
Cranks engorged with meming
and deploying meming—
it’s such a witless play.

Can’t those who smirch
the Web from day to day.
I guess some are really peeved,
so they get relieved
by forwarding the cray—
forwards not allayed.
It seems these memers like to troll—
meming is their goal
every night and day,
and day after day.
Cranks engorged with meming
and deploying meming
in such a witless way.

Steaming pile of brown,
spreading all around;
it can’t be allayed,
cannot be allayed.
Time for senseless schlock—
time, lots, on the clock.
Often dick display—
not dicks on display.
Some of they are yellers,
but at heart they’re yella.
Will they leave? No way.
Can’t be heaved away.
Cranks engorged with meming
and deploying meming—
it’s such a witless play.
Cranks enjoying meming—
I wish they’d go away.