-> "Chancin' Rancid Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Street"
Parody Song Title:
"Chancin' Rancid Meat"
The Lyrics
Travelin' all around the world,
Got my head set on exotic treats.
Sup in fear--when I take a bite,
I'm chancin' rancid meat.
I'm chancin' in the Congo,
In the Caribbean,
Sup in New York City.
I don't need this food-sick, meat food-sick,
There's food sickness everywhere.
In chicken, bacon, pathogens waitin'.
Chancin' rancid meat.
I just love it--meat sure is my fare,
I long for it everywhere.
So sautéed or fried, flesh grub's my world,
Although it might make me hurl.
Still, I'm chancin',
I'm chancin' rancid meat.
Nonetheless, salivatin' for tasty rations,
I take chances on meat.
Love it chafin', singein', on spits swingin'--
Chancin' rancid meat.
Philadelphia cheesesteak,
Baltimore--it's diseased cow,
Fermented flesh in some cities.
I don't need this food-sick, meat food-sick
There's food sickness everywhere.
In chicken, bacon, pathogens waitin'
Chancin' rancid meat.
I just love it--meat sure is my fare,
I long for it everywhere.
So sautéed or fried, flesh grub's my world,
Although it might make me hurl.
Chancin',
I'm chancin' rancid meat.
Doesn't smell OK;
Eat anyway,
Chancin' rancid meat.
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