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Song Parodies -> "Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Mary Poppins soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I added a parenthetical line just before the final chorus to set it up.
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
Sticks. . .
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We are getting sand and sunblock
Crammed in crannies, noses.
Grits and greases mix in creases
Between exposed toeses.
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
We're getting it on, on the beach,
Lover-wetters in the sand.
I can't expand her wanton breach,
With sand on hand and gland.
I thought into my ear she'd purred
Purple passionate prose,
But it turns out that I had heard
Silica-oxide flows. Gross!
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We are getting sand and sunblock
Crammed in crannies, noses.
Grits and greases mix in creases
Between exposed toeses.
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
I had slathered me and my girl
With salvy emollient
To salvage us from searing sun;
We'd slavered, ebullient.
The goop's like marinara
(Good word choice, 'cause we're near sea).
It grabs sand like hung tongues touched to
Tungsten at minus 3. . .
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We're getting this bad admixture
Up our cans; my hose is
So sandy her hand unsqueezes,
After it encloses.
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
. . .It's then tough to retract that tongue;
Some skin may flay away.
Likewise gritty slurry
That's in each orificial bay.
Like gesso in our hair wooly;
On genitalia, rife.
And what's worse for me and my girl:
On this strand strolls my wife.
(With the love of her life.)
She
ShrillyCantsHolierThanUs"SexWithBitchSoGrossIs!" (4x)
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
Sticks. . .
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We are getting sand and sunblock
Crammed in crannies, noses.
Grits and greases mix in creases
Between exposed toeses.
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
We're getting it on, on the beach,
Lover-wetters in the sand.
I can't expand her wanton breach,
With sand on hand and gland.
I thought into my ear she'd purred
Purple passionate prose,
But it turns out that I had heard
Silica-oxide flows. Gross!
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We are getting sand and sunblock
Crammed in crannies, noses.
Grits and greases mix in creases
Between exposed toeses.
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
I had slathered me and my girl
With salvy emollient
To salvage us from searing sun;
We'd slavered, ebullient.
The goop's like marinara
(Good word choice, 'cause we're near sea).
It grabs sand like hung tongues touched to
Tungsten at minus 3. . .
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We're getting this bad admixture
Up our cans; my hose is
So sandy her hand unsqueezes,
After it encloses.
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.
. . .It's then tough to retract that tongue;
Some skin may flay away.
Likewise gritty slurry
That's in each orificial bay.
Like gesso in our hair wooly;
On genitalia, rife.
And what's worse for me and my girl:
On this strand strolls my wife.
(With the love of her life.)
She
ShrillyCantsHolierThanUs"SexWithBitchSoGrossIs!" (4x)
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sex on the beach was never SOOOOO romantic....
Never again will a stroll on the beach be the same...
You have an amazing vocabulary...you're like a walking dictionary ..very trick, and funny
Thanks, Alvin, PD, AFW--I'm a lexicographer wannabe, I guess.
Very interesting, funny ending
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