Strum, diddle, diddle diddle, come, diddle sigh,
Thrum, diddle, diddle diddle, come, diddled pie.

It's. . .
Supinegalisagilewithbigsextreatandinthroesis.
Cleavèd lips, the pound of it
Planted; she, panting, poses
It, splaying the routed ruff,
She "Ah, yes!!!" sound composes.

Supinegalisbangin'clitwit'sextreatandinthroesis.
Strum, diddle, diddle diddle, come, diddle sigh,
Thrum, diddle, diddle diddle, come, diddled pie.

She's got a novel way to peak,
Although she lacks a lad:
She gives that button node a tweak
And moans, extremely glad.
While it's insurged, she's purred a word,
Suite of repeated "Oh!"s
'cause she's spur-stirred where she's her-furred. . .
Incurs a suite of "O"s. Go!

Supinegaliswranglin'clitwit'sextreatandinthroesis.
She's ground on this rounded pin;
Good thing god don't 'nounce: "Moses:
Go propound pronouncement
Denouncing counterfeit hoses!"

Supinegalisanglin'clitwit'sextreatandinthroesis.
Strum, diddle, diddle diddle, come, diddle sigh,
Thrum, diddle, diddle diddle, come, diddled pie.

It travels in and around twirls
To wench-wrench till she's spent.
Bereft of sensate wood this way,
Who needs a membered gent?

No dude? A manufactured
Manhood comes in quite handy
Intrude it where you span wood
And you'll become quite randy.
"O!"

Supinegalthoughwanglessclicksclitgetspeakedallinthroesis
Pleasure she's expounding in
Mouthing out loud "Wow!" plosives.
Pressure on the pleasure center
Presages sex gnosis.

Spent sans gent, she went, back bent (tangent), into lordodis.
Dumb ditty, ditty, ditty, dumb ditty. Why?
Dumb ditty, ditty, ditty, dumb ditty. Why?

So if there's no cat with a tongue
To breach that distaff bay,
Just surf it till you're stirred. . .
Send in your friend and clench away.
But better use it carefully. . .
Not guaranteed for life.
If you should break it, you can curl
Knits and purls 'round a fife. That

Stupidaddledlastbit'shomophonic'llyatrocious,
Stupidaddledlastbit'sssophomoricallyatrocious,
Stupdidanticswit'thisdittyboringtheprognosis.