-> "Super-PACs-antidemocrat[ic]-threat-green-lit-by-SCOTUS"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Parody Song Title:
"Super-PACs-antidemocrat[ic]-threat-green-lit-by-SCOTUS"
The Lyrics
Fix!
Super-PACs-antidemocrat[ic]-threat-green-lit-by-SCOTUS—
a BJ to those with dough,
a buy-election bonus.
“No collaboration with campaigns”
is strictly bogus.
Super-PACs-antidemocrat[ic]-threat-scheme-scams-the-voters.
Such riches, riches, riches, such riches plied,
much riches, riches, riches, much riches buy.
Court’s ruling gives its client clique
something that makes them glad.
Election protection was weak,
but now it’s sunk to sad.
The situation trumps absurd,
and all but Trump will go
to genuflect, perhaps get GERD
ex-post-blow-and-swallow. Blow!
Super-PACs-a-legalistic-threat-scheme-damns-the-voters—
a handjob to those with gobs
of gelt who rev the motors
of their yachts; elections bought
by Brobdingnagian boaters.
Super-PACs-of-atavistic-gents-she’s-buy-a-POTUS.
Such riches, riches, riches, such riches plied,
much riches, riches, riches, much riches buy.
The Citizens flag was unfurled
by the Court, and it meant
that there was now a legal way
to buy a president.
Dames, dudes with mucho manna
need not launder their money
through dark schemes, scams in the Caymans—
the process, now sunny. So. . . .
Super-PACs-a-legalistic-threat-scheme-sent-by-SCOTUS—
a BJ to those with dough,
who have been given notice
that they can kick back
and keep on track of eating lotus.
Super-PACs-cabals-with-cash-a-threat-green-lit-by-SCOTUS.
Such riches, riches, riches, such riches plied,
much riches, riches, riches, much riches buy.
The fat cats have been given run
to pay and pay and pay.
The lines that once were blurred,
completely washed away today.
The candidates are cashed fully;
legal corruption’s rife.
That thing that up your butt is hurled,
ain’t an oboe or fife. It’s. . . .
Tube-burgeoned-ramming-the-sphinctic-plexus-ex-post-scro’-nuts
Super-PACs-uncache-cash-given-liberty-to-go-nuts
Super-PAC-tricks-give-fat-cat’s-dicks-liberty-to-poke-us
Tuber-rash-from-ramming-ass-meant-bent-knees-before-SCOTUS
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